What Ad Writers Say to Each Other in Bed

  1. Taste the rainbow!
  2. Just do it!
  3. Zoom Zoom!
  4. Think different.
  5. Finger-lickin’ good!
  6. Are you a Cadbury’s Fruit & Nut case?
  7. Clap on, clap off
  8. Wii would like to play
  9. Now you’re playing with power!
  10. Rip, slip, brush..Ahhh!
  11. Reach out and touch someone.
  12. We try harder.
  13. The quick picker upper.
  14. A little dab’ll do ya.
  15. Have it your way.
  16. Get N or get out
  17. Do you have the bunny inside?
  18. Let’s make things better
  19. Live in Your world, play in ours
  20. Neighbor’s envy, owner’s pride

Co-written by Chocolate Razor. This post originally appeared on Davezilla in 2008 but was ruined by spammers.