Tribes: Coupon Clippers

Jason Macemore and I had lunch at a local Greek restaurant. When we left to pay, the woman in front of us was using one of those keyring discount cards. She must have had 70 different cards crushed on her keyring, like some grotesque, spiraling flower made of laminate and barcodes.

This is a tribe. People who clip coupons, collect discount cards and apply for every type of discount known to man, even when it means shopping at a store they normally wouldn’t, just to get the discount. Thoughts?

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13 Replies to “Tribes: Coupon Clippers”

  1. The consolation prize for the rest of us is knowing that the woman with the spiraling flower made of laminate and barcodes probably gets inundated with an assload of junk mail in both her snail mail box as well as e-mail in box because they sign up for every discount and promotion known to man-kind. I bet she even recycles her tampons, too. :limp: :wtf: ❓

  2. You know we are just inches short of having a bar code tattooed on our wrist so we don’t have to carry all of the grocery store, drug store, video store, hardware store, coffee shop…………

    Have you noticed your drivers license has a magnetic strip that transfers your information (including pictue) with a single swipe.

    Video of the day. I’m not sure where this clip is from, but from the angle the camera caught she might be Brazilian.

  3. ItsMeMaven-Eeeewwww, you’re nasty! 😉

    Pablo-Nah, we’ll just be chipped like our pets. We’ll become the governments pets.

    Honestly, if that was allowed I’d chip every one of my children (I have only one) the moment they were born (and he’s nine) and upload information as they grew older. Kinda like having their own personal thumbdrive thingie built into the back of their neck.
    …with GPS locator or OnStar for when he becomes a teenager. It would reduce the demand for the AmberAlert and missing children…

    The keyring cards are better now because they don’t have to rifle through the box of expired coupons but still annoying.

    Now Today is a day I know how to celebrate!! Panties off girls!!! or I’ll call the panty-napper over here! 😈

  4. [Comment ID #202007 will be quoted here]

    Gee, Meagan, aren’t whips good enough? 🙄 :wtf: :wang: :wang:

  5. [Comment ID #202009 will be quoted here]

    I thought you trained your men to hold still and take it WITHOUT using restraints… 😆 :wtf: :dead:

  6. [Comment ID #202004 will be quoted here]

    No joke. One of my neighbors is like that. She’ll sign up for every promotion, discount card, and free give away. The postman gave up trying to stuff all the crap into her mailbow, so he now delivers her mail in one of those white, plastic tubs that the bulk mail customers use. I wonder how many trees just her stuff alone uses…

  7. [Comment ID #202016 will be quoted here]

    And lemme guess… your neighbor also drives a big-ass gas guzzler, too, and has one of those cheesy “Save the Troops” yellow ribbon magnets on the back, too?

    I’m feelin’ a bit clairvoyant… but then again it could just be flatulence.

    Or… a little bit of both. The jury’s still out.

  8. [Comment ID #202013 will be quoted here]

    Well, when it comes to S&M, I’m a bit of a traditionalist. You gotta have chains in your dungeon! 😈 😛

  9. [Comment ID #202013 will be quoted here]
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    …and it’s so HOT!! 😈

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