Top Ten Migraine Hallucinations

1. Suzanne

   14 April, 2005, 12:05 am

   Ouch!

   Sorry. 🙁

2. Esther

   14 April, 2005, 1:11 am

   Here Dave, take two of these (hands over 4 pretty red pills). If in a few minutes, you don’t see a group of rogue ninja bellydancers beating the hell out those midget clowns, then dancing for you and Natalie w/specially made Pete’s Wicked veils, then take 2 more, and call Dr. Caffeine in the morning.:java:

   Hope you’re feeling better, chico.

3. JFLY

   14 April, 2005, 1:29 am

   Welcome back, Dave!!!

   A devil-clown tried taking over your sight while you were gone…but we defended the fort. 🙂

4. JFLY

   14 April, 2005, 1:30 am

   Especially Fran – she kicked ass 👿

5. Esther

   14 April, 2005, 2:21 am

   Fran rocked our pillage and burn world!:kiss:

6. Kirk

   14 April, 2005, 2:31 am

   I only started getting migraines after my last attempt to swallow too many of those pretty pills. (Since then I’ve been diagnosed bipolar and borderline personality disorder…that is probably why I like this site so much!)

   Dave do you also suffer from Microcoulrophobia? (fear of small clowns)

7. Spud

   14 April, 2005, 4:17 am

   My migranes used to consist of 47 large siberian women playing balika’s out of step whilst dancing the theme to the 1812 overture wearing boots made of cast iron.

   Then it used to get nasty.

   The darkness is a friend.

   :dead:

8. Anna

   14 April, 2005, 4:53 am

   :kiss: and make it feel better.

   Do you notice though that it’s those whiny, wimpy guys who are complaining? US strong womanly types don’t have time to complain, we’re tough and macha.

   (Ouchhhhh, while I typed this I broke my fingernail)

9. Spud

   14 April, 2005, 7:45 am

   All men like to be mothered at one point or another Anna.

   Have pity on us poor fools.

   :geek:

10. JFLY

    14 April, 2005, 7:55 am

    I love to mother men…:kiss:

11. Davezilla

    14 April, 2005, 8:01 am

    You know, I’m still feeling a bit sick… I may need more belly dancing. 😛

12. Natalie

    14 April, 2005, 10:41 am

    That elephants wearing tap shoes are pacing in the apartment upstairs.

    No, wait, that one is real too.

13. theMike

    14 April, 2005, 11:07 am

    Having trepanation performed too far to the left, and way too deep.

14. frisko

    14 April, 2005, 11:12 am

    We have a dance group on Davezilla, yea!

15. Anonymous

    14 April, 2005, 3:39 pm

    Migraine’s suck – hopefully you don’t get them often.

16. mikeB

    14 April, 2005, 4:45 pm

    I need trepanation like I need a hole in the head.

17. JFLY

    14 April, 2005, 4:48 pm

    Dave – How about a McBoob deluxe? Want fries with that? LMAO

18. simoon

    14 April, 2005, 7:06 pm

    Sorry, Dave. No bellydancing from me, today. Must do taxes!

    (Me, procrastinate???? Nevah!)

19. melissaS

    14 April, 2005, 10:35 pm

    Next time you get a migraine you should come over to visit between 3 and 8pm. Just to see what happens.

20. Fran

    15 April, 2005, 12:12 am

    Nobody messes with Davezilla and limps away unscathed…not if I can help it.:evil:

    Was Tiger Woods wearing his green Masters Jacket while driving a golf ball or driving a Buick on your forehead?

    Just wondering how big your forehead is. 🙄

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