10 Replies to “The End of Christmas”

  1. Somebody spiked the eggnog!
    Papa Elf said, “Baby Elf’s ass is toooo small. Mama Elf’s ass it tooo big. But Mandy Elf’s ass is just right! :wang:
    And damn the bastard that invented pantyhose.

  2. In this photo from the annual North Pole after-Christmas Party, we see Santa’s neices moments before “posing” for the always-funny photo-copied ass picture. Unfortunately, “Grumpy Elf” on the right, squeeked one out mid-session, and broke the copier glass.

  3. Dave – Thanks for the Christmas cheer.

    Re: The video – Why didn’t someone put that little thing out of it’s misery, and then take care of the bird? :puke:

  4. The three horny elves of Christmas cheer:

    We felt Mary

    We jumped for Joy

    And we all had Faith

    Merry Stedgemas to everyone in Zillaland! :wang:

  5. As always, Santa rewards his elves for a job well done. Hi Ho, Hi Ho, some little guys you’ll blow! Wrong fairy tale, oh well, get out the step stools and line up you guy’s.

  6. News Bulletin… Santa on naughty list after Mrs. Claus found out that Ho Ho Ho wasn’t his laugh but his gift request at the annual North Pole Christmas Party……

    “Ho Ho Ho and I want them by tomorrow”

    I’d like that delivered to my door……stockings okay…easily removed…

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