Take only what’s necessary

Emergency Items

In the event of a hurricane, take only what’s necessary: Toilet Paper, Bud Light, Keystone Ice, Budweiser, Red Dog, and a piece of plywood to float the ole lady on.

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38 Replies to “Take only what’s necessary”

  1. At least he has his priorities right. 😈

    and on another plane, could your brother be known as Patzilla?

    It’s an interesting exercise to name your family this way…

    :geek:

  2. They are going to paaaaaartaaaaay! Get blasted, wipe they asses, and float on!

    All they missin’ is a 40 ounce or two and some bud. (Not to be confused with the Bud they already have.)

  3. Is it my imagination or is there something slightly biblical looking about the scene? The skinny dude does have a little of the Messiah about him. Maybe heÒ€ℒs just changed the water to Bud? And leading his skinny chick around on a piece of plywood for there was no room at the inn.

  4. I’m sure he’ll smack her later when she “starts talking’ shit”, Esther. :wtf:

    Lung honey? It’s your imagination. There’s nothing Holy about PWT. :kiss:

  5. Hmmm…. beer does provide the essential carbohydrates that one could live off of for several days while waiting for rescuse. It will make ya a lil dehydrated though.

    It doesn’t look like they would be too worried with drinking the water though.

  6. What the hell is SHE doing on the plywood sittin’ pretty when it should be her in the water and him on the board, preferably with a cool one cracked open.
    πŸ‘Ώ

  7. The mustard was all that was in the fridge besides the beer. That or it was for “later on that evening. :wtf:

  8. Beer: $25
    Toilet Paper: $3.50
    Plywood: Free found floting
    Crack Whore: $20
    Pulling Booze and Whore though Shit Flood Water: Priceless

  9. Now, just where were you going to use that shit paper at????I dont think they had any toilets under that water.And, after drinking all that Bud, you would have to find some place to shit.:-?

  10. My plywood plank would have Guinness, Foster’s, salted spanish peanusts, Robert E Howard books, recent pinups of Rose McGowan, beef jerky, Camel cigarettes and the much needed toilet paper…

    😈

  11. Didn’t ya’ll happen to notice the 2 bottles of rum behind her? Hmm…fiber, carbs, mustard, alcohol. There wasn’t enough shit in the water already? Only in the south…:sad:

  12. Oh yes Nikki dear, I love Ken’s remark as well. Are we the only one’s who caught the subtlety? In London we’d say he was putting out the “baggage” …. mind you, he’s no pinup himself……….wonder what he’d throw in the dumpster first……….what he’s pulling or himself? Well, that could be synonymous couldn’t it?……. where’s his right hand?

  13. They knew tons of people would be looking for an escape from all the tragedy so they decided to take advantage of the opportunity and start a make-shift travelling bar. 5 bucks a pop!

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