More People We Dislike #24

  1. Brake tappers.
  2. Coffee drinkers who put perform an ongoing series of sugar modifications to their drinks, as if testing them for glucose tolerance.
  3. Couples in matching sweaters.
  4. Joggers who actually just walk, but pretend to run as soon as another pedestrian approaches, then promptly resume trudging along as soon as they pass them.
  5. Customers in restaurants who make so many substitutions to an item, that it becomes an entirely different menu item, but when this is pointed out to them, will argue that their substitutions are clearly superior.
  6. Businesspeople who think spinning text in their Powerpoint presentations makes them edgy. And worse, that it improves the presentation. Sorry, but until Powerpointless becomes SecondLife, it ain’t gonna be entertaining. At all. Just stop before Edward Tufte head butts you.
  7. People who refuse to drink draft Guinness in the US because it was, “so much better in Ireland, that I can barely tolerate it here,” but then proceed to drink cat-piss like Coors or Miller.
  8. The coworker who sings to herself all day. Loudly.
  9. The person who just took the last whatever-it-is-you-desperately-needed right in front of you.
  10. Kanye West

Who do you dislike this week?

More People We Can Safely Dislike #21

  1. The person(s) responsible for the musical selections playing ambiently in malls
  2. Indecisive lane-riders
  3. People who buy 398 items, freak out at the total, then force the cashier to remove each item one at a time until they can afford it
  4. Ann Coulter (always)
  5. Those who doubt the awesomeness of Kenny Powers
  6. People who cannot stop talking about American Idol
  7. Neighbors who mow the lawn at 4AM
  8. Hacks who blame their bad behavior on their “artistic temperament”
  9. Men who wear sweat pants with sport coats to restaurants. Just stop it.
  10. People who read me their poetry when I didn’t ask

Who do you dislike this week?