16 Replies to “Suicidal bird”

  1. “I thought his form was really good. He showed great extension. But his feet were a bit splayed on the takeoff. I give his dive an 8.5. That puts him in third place for the first round of the ten meter platform diving competition”.

  2. For a second I thought the words behind it read: “Chicken Parts” but then realized it reads: “Chicken Party.”

    Then again, that’s equally weird.

    Maybe the chickens have it out for sparrows?

  3. I think he has issues with the Chicken Party…he was on the edge anyway, and this set him off

  4. In the latest recipe against corporate madness- “The Sparrow Arrow”:
    Take one small bird, stuff with C-4 & a pressure-detonater and…

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