I missed an amazing photo opportunity today. I normally have an uncanny knack for being in the right place at the right time for photo weirdness, but not today.
Picture if you will, a rusted and dilapidated Geo, lovingly, but not carefully, hand-painted to resemble a cow. A Holstein, I believe. On the side, a message: “I love my 40mph Geo”. I am still unsure whether the writer actually meant 40mpg, or if this is in fact, the top speed attainable by this vehicle (and I use that term loosely).
The other side was a true artistic vision. A hastily slopped-on cow head, crowned by God’s mightiest creature, the majestic manatee. Underneath the bovine bas relief, a phrase of philosophic wonderment, “Got Soy?”