30 Replies to “Ride the Goatse!”

  1. Michael Jackson’s “secret” discovered during the prison strip search. :puke:

    Bend over and spread um. :wtf:

  2. 1) Kids who missed the real point of ‘Say no to crack.’

    2) Smugglers have gotten really creative when it comes to smuggling people past the U.S. Border Patrol…

  3. I’m sure my Doctor would get a laugh out of that one. The last time he had his (gloved) finger up my butt, I turned around and asked him “Is that ALL you’ve got?” He told me he could wipe that smile off my face in an instant! :limp: :wtf:

  4. Wow. Without your input, I would not have been able to figure out what the hell this is supposed to be. Where is this Carousel? But, really, :wtf: what is it supposed to represent?

  5. We deserve to see video of this ride. I wanna see those little turds come stumbling out of the clown’s ass after twelve minutes of spinning disorientation. What carney freak decided this was a good idea?

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    Apparently, it opens up for loading, closes for the ride (during which you spin around like a gerbil on a wheel), then at the end, from somewhere deep inside the ride, you hear Armageddon! and slide out a tube to exit.

  7. These people are:

    A- Butt Buddies

    B- Preperation H testers

    C- Monkeys waiting for centrifical force to help them fly out of my ass

    D- the Charmin kids at play

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    Uhh, gee, thanks, Dave. You never disappoint.

    Where is this carousel located? Or is it one of those traveling carnivals-where the rides are put together with cotter pins? Do I just have to wait until it comes to my neighborhood?

  9. What does Mike Myers have a theme park now? I thought it was “Come on, Get in my BELLY” ..not get in my ASS. eeeesh…

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    I almost said to the doctor, “Was it as good for you, as it was for me?” but I chickened out.

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