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Nothing but links today. I’m sure you won’t mind…

  1. Corn Maize Photos
  2. Tian asks, “Why do you need a parking guide map to all the Walmart stores?”
  3. Weird helmets
  4. Killer Robot vs. Robot Killer
  5. Kids in the Hall to stage reunion tours!
  6. The Jack T. Chick Parody Archives
  7. The blogs of Angelina Jolie’s kids: Zahara’s blog and Maddox’s blog.
  8. Read other people’s sins
  9. Or read other people’s dreams
  10. Possibly the lamest blog ever: What I wore today
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18 Replies to “Random effluvia”

  1. Man, Dave, you really need a hobby! I now know why I have waited to put my name in Chinese characters on my body. :}

  2. Walmart thinks you need a parking guide. Reportedly, they will let you park your RV in their parking lot overnight as long as it’s not interfering with regular parking and foot traffic. I think the logic is that you’re going to need supplies along your trip and THOSE BLOOD SUCKING LEACH BASTARDS WANT EVERY FRICKIN’ NICKLE! And they want your grandmother to work 38 hours, get paid for 32 on the clock, and not receive decent wages or benefits all the way around.
    Thanks Sam! ❓

  3. Arkansas? My cousin (now my wife) is from Arkansas. She was the champion pig caller in 6 counties.

    Dave – Who were you calling on?

    Walmart (pitching new “growth” strategy ads for them?)

    Conagra (we can make Americans love biotech food! and by the way, we have a GREAT lobbyist in DC that can push corn-based fuel – his name is Jack)

    The poultry-growing association (avian flu is a myth, dreamed up by the same guys that made up the Holocaust….we can tell your story)

  4. Geez, Dave. Those were about the lamest sins I ever heard. If I went to Penance with those candy-ass sins, the priests would probably boot me out of the confessional!

  5. dave injoy your day off you realy deserve it and the sin box was just too grose i loveed it :java:

  6. Thank you Master Dave, this is just what I needed on a Friday something to till time with on the company dime until I can safely leave an hour early unnoticed by the boss!

  7. A day off? WTF!? I DEMAND you make laugh, not now but RIGHT NOW!!! Jack Chick warned me about heathens like you. BURN IN HELL,SINNERS!!

  8. Afterthoughts on all these corn maizes:

    1. People who get lost in the maize: They are “Shuck out of luck”.
    2. Why wives and/or girlfriends accompany their hubbies and/or
    their boyfriends through the maize: It’s time to play with the “Corn on the cob “.
    3. People who follow others through the maize. ” Stalkers”.
    4. Name for “accidents” that people have while still in the maize. “Cream of corn “.
    5. Another name for all these corn maizes “Cornucopia”
    6. People who pay very close attention while in the maize: “They are all ears”.
    7. Expression for maize growers: “A bushel a day keeps the scarecrow away”

  9. First of all, I gotta say John K. I think you are “corny”.

    Second of all, if you want a good laugh(or something that might really piss you off)use the Jack T. Chick Parody Archive link in Dave’s list at the top and find the Anti-Pat Robertson/Christian Coalition Page. I read some of the stuff on there and I’ll tell you all something, I’ve never been so angry and still be able to laugh at some of the stuff Pat has come up with. I understand there is this whole freedom of religion and freedom of speech thing, but some of the shit he gets away with say is uncalled for. I’m starting a coalition myself—The Kick-Pat-Robertson’s-Ass-Queue-Line Coalition. Maybe he’ll shut up after he gets his ass kicked.

    And last but certainly not least, this site is one of the best site on the internet. I haven’t laughed this hard ever, except for my evil-intent-filled laughs directed toward ol’ Pat, as noted above.

    Oh and Dave, KEEP THE FUNNY COMING, dude!!!!!!

  10. November 1 2003 tells us he’s a Steelers fan. Wonder what he’ll wear February 4…. he looks like a face-painter to me.

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