People who see every natural disaster or world event as somehow intimately tied to themselves, and view their existence as the cause.
Youâ€™re waiting in a huge line at an over-priced coffee chain. The person in front of you has spent the entire time complaining about how ridiculous the line is and how long everyone is taking to order. Itâ€™s finally that personâ€™s turn. Like a deer in the headlights, they suddenly have no idea what they want and need to have each item described in detail. Twice.
The guy who always has a story one better than you. No matter who you are, or what walk of life you come from, he did it first, better, longer, faster, and more amazing than you.
Women who wear spike heels and skirts to completely inappropriate venues â€” like rock climbing.
People who introduce themselves to you out of the blue and try to shake your hand after youâ€™ve just seen them scratch their nether regions.