Overheard: Victoria’s Secret Edition

I went to Victoria’s Secret with my friend Lisa on Saturday. Long story. Cut to the chase. VS is a pretty good place to hear some interesting conversations.

  1. Mother: I can’t believe you wore that yellow skirt to the mall. [Daughter is around 15 and wearing a thin yellow mini] I can see your thong right through it. How embarassing.
  2. Daughter:
  3. Mother: You know, you don’t have to wear anything under it.
  1. Overweight wife: [points to a beautiful corset] Oh, isn’t that beautiful? I wish I were thin. I would totally wear that.
  2. Overweight husband: Oh, but you are thin, dear.
  3. Wife: Excuse me? I’m a size 20. I am not thin.
  4. Husband: You are if you think you are.
  5. Wife: Yeah, whatever you say, Gus.
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41 Replies to “Overheard: Victoria’s Secret Edition”

  1. :mrgreen::twisted::boobs::dead::geek::java::oops::kiss::wtf:
    Stop me, these are fun! You’re making it too easy for us Dave! :kiss:

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  3. As a former Vickie’s addict, I’ll admit it: I’ve got a drawer full of their 5 for $20 undies. We won’t talk about the number of bras I bought there. 😐

    Nifty new smilies, Dave!:grin:

  4. It’s funny the things people say, but it’s even funnier when it comes from the mouths of babes.

    Last Saturday I was walking along the high street with my eldest daughter Amber (she’s 4) and we were discussing the most complex of subjects. After dispelling the myth that hamsters “Do not have feathers” and that the substance to which she is referring to is indeed fur and yes Amber, Daddy thinks hamsters are very cute as well (cough). We passed a large hedge that could only be described as absolutely buzzing with large, fat, stripy, bees.

    So I explained that bees like flowers and that they use what is in the flowers to make honey.

    Having watched Winnie the Poo in some detail, she confirmed this statement as true (that’s a big thing. She’s still in denial about the fact chickens lay eggs or that cows make milk!) and feeling proud that I had taught her something useful, we continued on our merry way.

    Her interest was obviously aroused by the subject and she began asking me all about bee’s for the next hour or so. We clarified that they live in hives, that there is a queen and also that they keep all the honey in the hive.

    On a winner (or so I thought) I asked her the following question.

    “So Amber. If Bee HIVES have HONEY in them and BEE’S MAKE HONEY. What do you think they do with all the honey once it’s made?”

    She said.

    “Daddy? You are silly aren’t ya? The bee’s SELL it to ASDA (WALLMART) before Winnie the Poo comes. That’s why they have it in jars see, when we go shopping?”

    Suddenly I felt a bit stupid.

    Why hadn’t she mentioned her obviously superior knowledge of bees until now?

    Anyway it doesn’t really matter. I’m still smarter than her (I hope) and at least I don’t walk around with bunches in my hair and a giant ladybird on my sweatshirt.

    Well not in public anyhow. 😕

  5. P.S

    And at least unlike Amber, I’m allowed to use pens in grandma’s house not just crayons.

    😀

  6. Well Rev,
    Your daughter didn’t ask what happens to boy bees in the hive did she. Lucky for you. Glad to see the fan police let you out.

    frisko

  7. I hate the mall, and overpriced underware that too many people have tried on, and decided not to buy for that reason. ooh yuck

    Such sweet youth. Challenging her mothers psyche with threats of going bare butt under her transparent clothes.

    Poor Gus, he justs wants his girl in sexy stuff.

    Poor witness to it all, dont they offer a VS protection program yet?

  8. Yarmulkebras are the new twist to the beloved coconut bra. Stacy could give them out as campaign literature.

    Frisko

  9. Challenging her mothers psyche with threats of going bare butt under her transparent clothes.
    No, it’s the Mom is telling her not to wear undies. :wtf:

    Yes, it’s that Lisa. 😛

  10. I think the girl will considder going commando with her mother in a future trip, power of suggestion. What was her Mother thinking. LMAO

    Frisko

  11. Having a 14.5 year old who drops hints that she would like a thong, my response is always to give her a wedgie and say “Voila,instant thong”.

    Any mother suggesting that her daughter go commando at age 15 is just…wrong.She was probably on her way to drop her off at stripper school as well.

  12. I for one would NEVER allow any of my daughters to go commando or wear thongs..

    Other peoples daughters over the age of 16.

    Im fine with that. 👿

  13. Heh,Heh,Heh!

    Girls in thongs!

    Hey Stacey!

    What about a poster for this slogan?

    “Vote Bush. NOT Bush!”

  14. The idea of my daughter walking around in a mall with a see through skirt on and nothing underneath it….oh yeah, that makes me feel so motherly….WHAT THE HELL WAS SHE THINKING????

    Sorry…I can’t help myself. I have two daughters, and…and…you understand.:?:

  15. I tried to click on the smiley that is 7 guys from the left and it didn’t work, Dave. I feel deeply disappointed and just a little lightheaded.

    Nevermind, it’s the Zima.

  16. What about a poster for this slogan?

    “Vote Bush. NOT Bush!”

    Well, Rev … I wouldn’t do it for a few reasons:

    1) I don’t want to distract anybody from my tits.
    2) I don’t want to confuse anybody … (I’m a Democrat).
    3) There is no bush, only pavement down there. 😈

  17. id use reverse psychology and when i have a fifteen year old daughter seeing their mother wearing one will put them off for life.

  18. Nice reverse psychology there, minnow. 😎

    Stacy, my comrade in undies, nice job stunning all the men into silence with the ‘pavement’ comment. 😆

  19. 1.) You can’t spell embarrass without “bare ass.”

    2.) Good survival instincts on the husband. What was he supposed to say?

  20. see it wiggle my ass it jiggles! i have on your clothes and a snake bit my nose. :twisted::twisted::twisted:

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