Overheard: Stupidity edition

Customer in Starbucks: “Do you sell coffee here?”
Barista: “You can’t be serious.”

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28 Replies to “Overheard: Stupidity edition”

  1. Considering there are e-guides on Ordering at Starbucks, maybe the question should have been “Do you sell normal coffee here?”

  2. “Do you sell coffee here?”

    “Certainly sir, and what did sir have in mind? we have double decaff latte white or black, I believe we have some Danish mild roasted just in…”

  3. Yes! We sell coffee, sandwiches, and stale pastries. We are very proud of our ‘Battlestar Galactica’ history. You know, we were started by the original ‘Starbuck’ to share the staff catering table! Lorne Greene would have been right at home in the first Starbucks, if he hadn’t been tits-up at the time!

    Would you prefer the original cup of Folger’s coffee that Starbuck spilled on the set in the middle of taping episode #7? We have cloned the beans used to brew that particular pot of coffee, and have been permitted to duplicate that first expression of Starbuck’s coffee! Don’t let all the fancy varieties and flavors throw you, sir! Many people have come to enjoy many of the different tastes that mean ‘coffee’, but that mountain-grown Folgers was the start of it all. Might I suggest a triple latte double?

  4. Yes yes we do but due to a recent espresso overdose I’m afraid I’ll have to ask to see your ID and have you sign this liability release form :java: 😛

  5. No, as a matter of fact, we sell everything BUT coffee here. We got CDs, we got scones, we got muffins, we got latte’s, cappucinos, frappacinos mochacinos, hot and cold. But despite the outward appearances we do not sell coffee. Here’s your sing.
    BTW, I am not Sirius, I’m Harry freakin’ Potter!

  6. [Comment ID #199756 will be quoted here]

    I have a friend named Robust… maybe you two should start a catalog store?

  7. “Yes. We sell coffee. But not to you. You’re too stupid to drink it and will sue us later for spilling a hot liquid on your lap. Now kindly get the fuck out.” 😐

  8. “do you sell coffee here?”
    “sure do…may i suggest the money shot?”
    “what’s that?”
    “it’s just a $14 coffee but we put so much whip cream on top that when you put the lid on it, it shoots out the little hole and gives you a pearl necklace.”

  9. Could be the customer was trying to be funny like those guys that go to McDonalds and order a Whopper. It’s just not that funny though. 😐

    I refuse to go to a Starbucks. The prices are so ridiculous you need a loan to drink :java: there on a regular basis, and I hate hype. Too much hype or mania around something makes me boycott it out of spite. I never had a Crispy Creme until people stopped camping in front of them waiting for them to open and the mania was gone. I think some started closing up for good around then too. 8)

  10. :wtf: You know, REGULAR COFFEE……. not the half cafe, whipped cream, 2 bazillion calorie, grande, mocha, java, wtf is this crap in my cup! Nevermind, I’ll have a cup of Earl Grey!

  11. My ‘well-to-do’ cousin takes me to starbucks to have a cup of coffee then gets upset when I order tea instead.
    I tell her, for that much I’m gonna drink something I actually want at 6 o’clock in the afternoon.

    I’m a lightweight, after two cups and no breakfast I begin trembling and can’t sit still. That’s why I don’t do drugs, the legal stuff is too hard-core for me already…

  12. [Comment ID #199985 will be quoted here]

    Good come back! I stand in awe. Let me bask in your golden prose. Permit me to indulge in your incomprable ability to paint pictures with words. I feel as if transported to another world where only you can describe it’s beauty.

    Now in the real world let us discuss irony & sarcasm.

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