Overheard: Delicious-Sounding Tea Edition

On Saturday, I ate lunch at one of my favorite local Lebanese restaurants. My waitress was a lovely, young Korean woman who was adjusting to being leered at by her male coworkers. This was the opening coversation:

“This is day of training, number of two. I am not used to the system of computer here. Do not worry, though. I have computered at another restaurant before. I hope your tea is as delicious as it sounds.”

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45 Replies to “Overheard: Delicious-Sounding Tea Edition”

  1. Good thing she doesn’t get system of down.

    And um, the bible link thingo, I can only think of one word to describe it.

    Supercalafragalisticexpealadotous

    :geek:

  2. A Korean waitress in a Lebanese restraurant? Didn’t that tip you off, Dave, that all might not be right in this particular Universe. I hope that she was truly beautiful and that the soup was worth the cosmic upheaval you caused.
    I love Fran.

  3. I had never thought of the word “tea” as sounding delicious………….you know, like “ambrosia” sounds delicious, but tea?

    I just hope the tea was fragrant.

  4. This is regular foreigner speak, so what’s the problem? It might even sound a smidge sexy. :thong:
    She speaks a lot gooder engrish than some Americans I know.

  5. So what was she smoking to start hearing things from your tea…to wonder if it is delicious as it sounds

  6. [Comment ID #35028 will be quoted here]

    You are probably right on the money………after all he said she was adjusting to being leered at by her co-workers……..and, uh…….customers?

  7. I’ll admit I have a ‘thing’ for oriental women so this is similar to a favorite dream of mine. Well, except it doesn’t have anything to do with a restaurant. Or computers. Or tea.
    But it does include a lovely, young Korean woman with a cute ass so it’s kind of similar…right? :mrgreen:

  8. Does anyone here speak Chinglish? Can I get a translater here?

    Wait a second Lebanese…Korean…Computered….Cute Ass….

    AH HA! This explains the thong and the paper clip Dave found. πŸ™

  9. You should share the location of this restaurant. I’ve heard so many guys talking about how they would like to eat Lebanese.

  10. [Comment ID #35072 will be quoted here]

    Here is a koan for you.

    The world is vast and wide. Why do you put on your robes at the sound of a bell?

    Tea can sound good if you slurp it loudly. In some cultures, slurpping your tea is a way to show you enjoy it, and that it is delicious.

    Now my Teaching Engrish Story in Thailand.

    Teacher: Do you smoke?

    Student in Thailand: Yes, I do.

    T: What kind of cigarettes do you smoke?

    S: I don’t smoke cigarettes.

    T: So, you don’t smoke.

    S: Yes, I do, but I don’t smoke cigarettes.

    :wtf:Can anyone tell me what she smokes? :wtf: Answer will come later :wtf:

    Bible names :wtf: Someone had way too much time on his hands or couldn’t think of something better to do like regrouting (sp?) the tiles on his bathroom floor.

    Who chants the Buhhda’s name?

  11. [Comment ID #35305 will be quoted here]

    For the Engrish story………..She was smoking cannibas……and yes, someone had WAY TOO much time on their hands……….and who know WHO chants the Budha’s name. I have been home from work too long and had too many drinks to care who the hell does!!

  12. [Comment ID #35457 will be quoted here]

    LOL…not a single drop. Wish I could, but I am sick. :dead:

  13. [Comment ID #35498 will be quoted here]

    Don’t be confused. Let’s try confusionism

    American Baseball not true.
    Man with three balls can not walk. :wtf: πŸ˜†

    Okay I’ll give the answer tomorrow. March 23

  14. Confuscious say- Never go into a Lebanese restaurant that has a Korean waitress.How would you order? Do you think that she would understand you?Do you think that she has been smoking Thai stick?Or maybe she has drank too many Suffering Bastards??? 😳

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