Overheard

Girl 1: “I said ‘Ew!’ Like ‘Oh!’ with an accent.”
Girl 2: “Oh.”
Girl 1: “Yeah, but ‘ew’.”
[slight pause as they look at boy on street]
Girl 1: “So I lost my panties at Jane’s but I bought some new ones. So it’s OK.”
Girl 2: “You did?”
Girl 1: “OK, so super cute. Yellow with blue. Like string bikinis. But…”
Girl 1: “Oh fuck, I left those at Jane’s too.”
Girl 2: “Aw.”
Girl 1: “Yeah.”
Both: “Ew!”

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20 Replies to “Overheard”

  1. I once got stuck in an elevator with Doris Lessing and Dorothy Parker. Overheard “exactly” the same conversation, Dude.
    Is that like totally spooky or what?

  2. [quote comment=”632439″]I once got stuck in an elevator with Doris Lessing and Dorothy Parker. Overheard “exactly” the same conversation, Dude.
    Is that like totally spooky or what?[/quote]
    How did they see a boy on the street from inside the elevator? 😛

  3. [quote comment=”632452″][quote comment=”632439″]I once got stuck in an elevator with Doris Lessing and Dorothy Parker. Overheard “exactly” the same conversation, Dude.
    Is that like totally spooky or what?[/quote]
    How did they see a boy on the street from inside the elevator? :P[/quote]

    Uh oh, now you’re the nitpicker… 😛

  4. This is your future. This is your future on …….. Oh hell, might as well play dead and hope for the best. 🙄

  5. All she left was the panties at Jane’s place, sounds like a they had a snack at the Y to me. My niece found panties and bra’s under the back seat of my van and said ewwwwwwwwwwww. one day.
    As for the ATM was it a drive through? And the link of people playing dead, they left out our last president.

  6. i’m pretending to be dead on the floor of the office now but no one cares again. :dead:

  7. [quote comment=”632452″][quote comment=”632439″]I once got stuck in an elevator with Doris Lessing and Dorothy Parker. Overheard “exactly” the same conversation, Dude.
    Is that like totally spooky or what?[/quote]
    How did they see a boy on the street from inside the elevator? :P[/quote]

    Well there certainly was a pause but I believe that they were both simultaneously reflecting upon the implications of philosophical duality as it appears in twentieth-century feminist literature….

    …and then they went back to talking about lost panties.

  8. [quote comment=”632463″]my avatar has pretended to be dead twice on this site but no one cares. :dead:[/quote]
    I care!
    😉

  9. i went out to the parking lot and laid down with my head under my back tire and feigned death……but do you think anyone cared? well no they did not. :dead:

    p.s. thanks bwd (sniff)

  10. while i was laying down in the parking lot acting as if dead……a ups truck ran over my legs. i did not make a sound or shed a tear so as to not give myself away. but do you think anyone cared in the least? nuh uh. how then did i get back to the computer to write this? i used lung’s magic “seeing outside the elevator machine”. i’m going over to jane’s now to pose as a person who has croaked as a result of too much lost panty sniffing. :dead:

  11. [quote comment=”632463″]my avatar has pretended to be dead twice on this site but no one cares. :dead:[/quote]
    Alas, poor Avatar. We knew him well.

  12. seems like a quiet day for comments……are y’all pretending to be dead? no response expected as i happen to already know nobody cares. :dead:

  13. [quote comment=”632459″]All she left was the panties at Jane’s place, sounds like a they had a snack at the Y to me. My niece found panties and bra’s under the back seat of my van and said ewwwwwwwwwwww. one day.
    As for the ATM was it a drive through? And the link of people playing dead, they left out our last president.[/quote]
    Don, I think our last prez. was playing alive and human

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