53 Replies to “12th Annual Outside Thong Competition”

  1. I wonder how many 16 year olds will masturbate to this picture.

    And what’s up with the girl on the far right? She looks like she’s thinking “I can’t believe I’m doing this”. ๐Ÿ˜†

  2. [Comment ID #21142 will be quoted here]

    I agree with you.

    And :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
    Who in the fuck came up with these BACON COOKIES!!!!!!
    I got a slogan for them, though(don’t know where it came from, so bear with me)….ready…..

    BACON COOKIES
    Too lazy to get up between the crack of dawn and the creep of dusk, wished you could have your breakfast that you didn’t get up for for dessert, try our all new BACON COOKIES…that’s right, BACON COOKIES. Loaded with bacon, sugar, and raisins(don’t think we’d forget the raisins, did ya)…Try all-new BACON COOKIES today!!!!!
    (guaranteed to make your teeth fall out, make you a diabetic, and give you a heart attack by 30)

    ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  3. Or…

    BACON COOKIES

    They’re sweet, they’re greesy, they contain RAISINS, and they’re not your relatives.

    BACON COOKIES

    (not intended for human consumption)

    ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  4. Please Dave, no more recipes! Stupidly, I clicked the link and it’ll take nothing less than a lobotomy to erase that image from my brain! I’m nauseous … โ“

  5. Sorry…but I’m thinking “acne, seldom washed coochies, and really lame bj’s”. I don’t know why guys drool over this shit… :limp:

  6. Hmmm. Stupid picture. Stupid children. Not appealing. However, if a comment is necessary….. Just Say No to Drugs.

    Bacon Cookies…. hmmm. If you read the recipe it doesn’t sound so bad. I would definetly try them. I live in Thailand and some of the sweets here contain meat such as fish and pork. Fish and shrimp flavored snacks are very popular. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

  7. I now the present the generation that is going to inherit the world. May God have mercy on our souls. But a bacon cookie would be nice right now.

  8. [Comment ID #21153 will be quoted here]

    How many ditzy teens does it take to hold up a ceiling???
    4….and they don’t know how to dress themselves yet, either….

    :limp:

  9. MandyLocke……………my sentiments exactly. It does look like a low ceiling…….or maybe they are just high.

    Maybe their cookies were made with ingredients other than bacon…..

  10. I hope those aren’t really the girls underwear. . . I find it creepy that they are all wearing almost identical thongs. They must of bought them just for this photoshoot. ๐Ÿ™„

  11. Then came the day at the bottom of the mine,
    when a timber cracked and men started crying.
    Minors were praying, and hearts beat fast
    and everybody thought they’d breathed their last cept’ the Thongs.

    Through the dust and the smoke of this man-made hell,
    walked a group of young girls that the minors knew well.
    Grabbed a sagging timber and gave out with a groan,
    and like girly oak trees they just stood there alone, Big Thongs

    Big Thongs
    Big Thongs
    Big Bad Thongs
    Big Thongs

  12. Bacon Cookies! You people are so unadventurous. Bacon and sweet things are wonderful. Have you never dipped bacon in maple syrup before whilst consuming your pancakes? I’m making them this weekend for my birthday, I bet they’re great.

    I say that’s the best way to wear a thong, so the back doesn’t go up your butt, or “seldom washed coochie” (shudder); how women wear those things is beyond me.

  13. see what two shots of vodka could do. #33 IS A FREAK, you can see it in her eyes. it looks like they all think they are sexy except the one on the right, she looks like she’s thinkin”im a kick #33 ass if this picture gets out”

  14. [Comment ID #21175 will be quoted here]

    oh so someone other than me looks at fox magazine oh and why are the wearing thongs on the out side of their pants why are they wearing pants at all :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:

  15. #33 is probably the high school whore and future porn star, the ones in the pink and the blue are probably cheerleaders, and the one on the far right looks like a future serial killer. I could see a horror movie in the future where the “future serial killer” is dismembering #33 because of THIS picture. It’s funny how all things work out. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

  16. [Comment ID #21142 will be quoted here]

    I hope #33 is a future porn star :wang:
    Unless shes under 18 and then she should put her panties back on the inside of her pants

  17. I made the bacon cookies. I made sure to get drunk before hand though. I ate one then I puked my guts up. After that we had fun hitting the raccoons in the head with them. They seemed to love them.

  18. Yep, I think other April is right. I believe that is a passed out crotch in the corner. They must be giants, thay can reach the ceiling!
    Were these girls at Dave’s birthday party? He likes to party with underage giants!

  19. [Comment ID #21177 will be quoted here]
    Anita you are insane! By the way, I like that in a person.
    #33, I want your phone number. I want to call you in five years. We’ll play ‘Diving for Dollars’ and I’m supplying the bucks.

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