Oops, the maid cleaned up

So things may not be in the same place you left them last night. But you know, things got a little crazy with you last night. We’ve never done it like that before. I hope you still respect me.

By the way, you left your socks on my bed.

18 Replies to “Oops, the maid cleaned up”

  1. Well well well, the Tiki God’s have spoken, “Welcome to your new home mofo…”

    In a word – ‘Spiffy’ Daveidge.

    :geek: :java: πŸ˜€

  2. Dave, I bet you have quite the “socks” collection.

    just please tell me they aren’t argyle… :puke:

  3. [quote comment=”222646″]

    Dave, I bet you have quite the “socks” collection.

    just please tell me they aren’t argyle… :puke:

    [/quote]
    You know it. 80,000 pairs. :dead:

  4. Not only did the maid clean up, she took the pic and video of the day with her.

    Oh, and Dave …. those weren’t socks that I left behind. 😈

  5. Dave: I’m just sayin’- Here in the Seattle Davezilla reservation, all the braves, squaws, and
    papooses (in my apartment, anyway) are already lamenting the loss of the pic & video of the
    day. The tribe asked me to intercede on their behalf. When I asked what I could do about
    it, they pointed out, in true communal grass-roots tribal-democracy fashion, that they
    would gently, slowly, but respectfully- SCALP YOU BALDHEADED ( in the fashion made famous
    by the Eastern U.S. fur traders who originated and propogated the practice). [There were
    also some post-council grumblings- something about running gauntlets, hot coals & burying
    someone in a hole in the ground up to their neck next to a fire-ant-hill and pouring honey on them- but I’m sure that was just talk…]

    Oh, and they asked me to repeat “respectfully”… and “s-l-o-w-l-y””…

  6. [quote comment=”222670″]

    Dave: I’m just sayin’- Here in the Seattle Davezilla reservation, all the braves, squaws, and
    papooses (in my apartment, anyway) are already lamenting the loss of the pic & video of the
    day. The tribe asked me to intercede on their behalf. When I asked what I could do about
    it, they pointed out, in true communal grass-roots tribal-democracy fashion, that they
    would gently, slowly, but respectfully- SCALP YOU BALDHEADED ( in the fashion made famous
    by the Eastern U.S. fur traders who originated and propogated the practice). [There were
    also some post-council grumblings- something about running gauntlets, hot coals & burying
    someone in a hole in the ground up to their neck next to a fire-ant-hill and pouring honey on them- but I’m sure that was just talk…]

    Oh, and they asked me to repeat “respectfully”…

    and “s-l-o-w-l-y””…

    [/quote]

    but you never mention that promised ass whooping… 😈

  7. Oh My Gawd! We have a mission statement? I bet you’d have a hard enough time finding someone here who does a missionary position. What’s next? Mandatory drug testing?

    OK, I’d volunteer if it were the right drugs.

  8. Okay, but we are still missing video of the day, featured pic. my right contact and my lucky bra… I couldn’t have made THAT many stops last night….

  9. [quote comment=”222692″]

    Oh, my head…Wait a minute…where the hell am I?

    :wtf: is going on here?

    [/quote]

    I’m with you. I’ve tried giving it a couple of days to get used to it but I dunno, I’m just not feeling the love for our new home.

    I’m trying to be nice because I am however, still feeling the love for you Dave. Same time tonight you insatiable stud? (Keep it coming and I’ll keep my mouth shut.) πŸ˜›

  10. Annie I think you meant -keep it cumming and I’ll keep my mouth OPEN- :wang: 😈

    Will the tabloids accept this as an alien abduction performed singlehand…ed…ly by Dave?

  11. πŸ™‚ πŸ˜€ :dead: :java: πŸ™ πŸ™ :kiss: πŸ˜• 😎 πŸ˜† πŸ˜› 😳 πŸ‘Ώ 😈 πŸ™„ ❗ πŸ˜• 😐 :mrgreen: :boobs: :wtf: :wang: :limp: :thong: :undies: :puke:

  12. [quote comment=”222659″]

    :undies: still can’t find my panties? did you check the ceiling?

    [/quote]
    They were on the ceiling fan. Kinda a kid’s toy spinning around above your bed, only for adults…
    [quote comment=”222648″]

    [quote comment=”222646″]

    Dave, I bet you have quite the “socks” collection.

    just please tell me they aren’t argyle… :puke:

    [/quote]
    You know it. 80,000 pairs. :dead:[/quote]
    What DO all white argyle socks look like? πŸ˜€

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