One of these things is not like the other…

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24 Replies to “One of these things is not like the other…”

  1. I’m gonna go with plaques, and here comes the logic…
    Some old guy gets a trophy wife with a nice beaver, someone who stoops that low to get into some dudes wallet deserves a friggin medal. Hell, they deserve to have their name engraved on it!8)
    (I know it was a stretch, but I’ve had a busy day) 🙄

  2. No, no stretch, that about sums up my thought train, now it’s time to switch tracks and trundle off into the sunset.

  3. It has to be “engraving,” as it is the only one that is a gerund.

    (Mrs. Mibert, you frosty old bitch, wherever you are, I remembered something from your class. Be proud .)

  4. [Comment ID #78524 will be quoted here]

    Now, are you refering to the place with the sign, or davdzilla’s place?
    Just wondering…

  5. Trophies – Plaques – Engravings – Medals – Beavers.

    If ‘Beavers’ means ‘Beaver felt hats’, given for trophies, they would be decorated with Engraved Medals.

    So, why would someone try to sell scraped tooth scum? Or is this a gross-out fashion thing, like calling the sweat off Dennis Rodman’s balls ‘toilet water’ .. er, cologne? Is this supposed to remind your date, when you have your tongue down her throat, that your are so intent on pleasing her that you gave up personal hygiene, or that her dental appointment is next week? I have to agree with Nunu and Ravishing Rob that plaques just do not belong on this list.

  6. It was a peaceful morning in Hodunk, Nebraska, where moms had just made breakfast for the kiddies and sent them off to school, dad’s had drank their 4th cup of coffee and grabbed their briefcases and a handful of mom’s ass before leaving for work, and all was right with the world.

    That is, until……..

    At 7:45 a.m. a cropdusting pilot flying over Old Jack Winkerman’s place spotted a strange moving object 100 yards long and crawling south-southeast at approximately .5 miles per hour. It appeared to be chewing through Winkerman’s crops and heading straight for downtown Hodunk. It could be there within hours!

    The cropduster, thinking quickly, took a snapshot with his Motorola RAZR and sent the picture message to his buddy in the tower with the following words: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

    The buddy texted back: HOLY SHIT! THAT LOOKS LIKE A WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION!!

    (Enter “Ride of the Valkyries soundtrack here). The local military base was immediately notified and based on the 1.3 megapixel picture taken from a cropdusting plane, launched it’s full compliment of fighter jets to investigate. They took arial shots of the mysterious object and forwarded them back to computers on base, where it was determined not to be any type of weapon known to man. As a matter of fact, it resembled a giant earwig!

    Central Operations informed the pilots to fire at will before the creature could reach a heavily populated area, going right through the heart of Hodunk to locate one! Attacks were launched and the creature was annihilated, stopped dead in it’s tracks. Hodunk and the rest of North America was saved!

    The press descended on the tiny borough to report the story, but were not allowed access to Winkerman’s field due to “security issues.” However, the government issued an official statement that it was a giant weather balloon and informed all the residents of the area not to speak of it again. Unfortunately, no one was willing to touch it and so it remained in the field exactly as it had been until……

    This morning, on Google maps, the weather balloon theory was blown completely and the existence and mass governmental cover-up of Earwigs from Mars was exposed to the entire world!

    Beware! The next field to be infected could be yours. Or Yours! OR YOURS!!!!

  7. -well…..given that it’s no beard day i’d say the beaver has to go.
    -i guess fat people would not understand the article so it seems pointless……. probably written by a fat person.
    -earwig is probably heading for girl that eats bugs.

  8. Something i never understood beavers and wood go well to gether so why do beavers eat wood its just wrong

  9. 1st – – family jules – – BRAVO

    2nd- – Engraving – – aint tat tar wut tay do wen ya dies ❓

  10. If it said muffs instead of beavers would we still be having this conversation????
    If I used my trophy and two medals to keep the beaver in line would I receive an engraved plaque?
    Otherwise – Engraving starts with a vowel and doesn’t end in a S unlike all the rest.

  11. It’s “trophies”, the only word without the vowel ‘a’. Do I win a prize? No thanks, being able to contribute to Davezilla is thanks enough.

  12. You guys that are saying shit like engravings and trophies doesn’t belong, Your’e Fucking Retards!!!!! It has to be the sign! I mean it’s the only thing in the picture! 👿

  13. Family Jules, Bravo!
    I thought I’d never see someone else post something longer than Brad K’s… 😆

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