Notes to Self, No. 6,230-6,232

  1. If you think wearing all white will get you mistaken for the Michelin Man, try wearing a white ski jacket downtown
  2. No matter how high you turn up the air on the plane, you will not cover up the foot odor of the shoeless professor across the aisle
  3. The effectiveness of a child’s scream on an airplane is directly proportional to the length of the flight and how much sleep you need
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13 Replies to “Notes to Self, No. 6,230-6,232”

  1. Dave, you sdhould know that the likelihood of a hot drink being spilled on the baby and its mom are proportional to how much I hate flying with children. :java: :kiss:

  2. Dave, a white ski jacket will do wonders to muffle the sound of a screaming child if applied firmly over said childs face.

  3. Next time, carry a tub of vicks vapor rub, the cops use that to cover up dead body smell, it has to work for stinky feet.

  4. You might be onto something there Craig, vicks vapour rub in a handy travel size spray can might just be a large seller.

    Dave, you cannot deny your past nor your future, you are dressed in white, you arewearing a white puffy ski jacket, therefore ipso facto, you are the Michelin Man

    :geek:

  5. Note to self: I must shut up around my friend’s annoying roommate or she’s just gonna keep inviting herself along whenever we make plans to go out on the weekend. Man, she’s sooooo annoying! 👿

    And I could’ve used that list of essential tools for ghost hunters last night in the cemetary. Damn specter near got me!

  6. Dave – Having just flown from Ft. Lauderdale to Pheonix last night after a week of partying on the Enchantment of the Seas, I can tell you that I was not just sitting next to the Michelin man (+100lbs) but had 3 – count ’em – 3 screaming crumb crunchers directly across the aisle. All the cheap Merlot in the world didn’t help. 🙁 🙁 🙁

  7. [Comment ID #79427 will be quoted here]

    Some of the horse owners in the annual Circus Parade in Madison, WI, used Vicks or other camphorated petroleum jellies on their horse’s noses. Applied just before the parade, it blocked the horses picking strange smells and acting out about that. Made the parade a lot safer. Perhaps Craig’s idea of 86 gram (3+ oz) containers of Vapo-Rub to apply below your nose might 1) blog your awareness of offensive odors (you could skip Billions and Billions of showers, and never worry about how you smell!); 2) Send the signal to others that you have a cold (who doesn’t cherish that kind of expanded personal space); and 3) save you big time on worrying about toilet waters, colognes, etc. And it might help open sinuses, too.

  8. Hiiiiiiiiii people!!! I hate airplanes……they scare me…the close crowdedness and the sick ppl and the kids….ewww

  9. Oh! You put the Vapor-rub on your nose!? I thought you had to ask the shoeless guy, “Excuse me sir, may I rub Vapor-rub on your feet? 😆

    just kidding

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