Note to Self, No. 5,713

How is it that women can turn three drawers of delicates into 35 book boxes weighing 70 lbs. a piece? By the way, despite having miraculous rejuvenation properties, Lime Gatorade and Peanut M&Ms do not taste too good together.

17 Replies to “Note to Self, No. 5,713”

  1. Jeez Dave, yer arms must be lumps of jelly by now. Next time, collar a coupla friends to help you. Pay them if you have to. Give them beer. Give them stimulants. Give them pizza. Give them pre-paid prostitute vouchers (you can buy those on Parliament Street, just south of Carlton, right next to the crack house). Just don’t ever attempt this again.

    Poor guy. can barely touch the keyboard without moaning.

  2. Um, Dave, those three drawers of delicates…did they include Natalie’s sex toys? That might explain the excessive weight (leather is so heavy!) 😎

  3. Boy those delicates sure pick up lint, don’t they?
    And for hard physical work I would prescribe some salt tablets and cod liver oil. I might not do you much good but you’ll never complain about Peanut M&Ms and Gatorade again.

  4. Dave is looking to get mushed like a bug. Next time hire her a moving company and don’t whine about how much delicates weigh.

    mean, and laughing in Harrison Township.

  5. Men. They never think. After the moving, ask your lady to try on a few of the more interesting “things” that you moved and have a little fun. And don’t tell me that you don’t have the energy. Just lay there, look at her, move your tongue, and let her bounce on your joystick, ya know?

  6. After eating only chocolate for the past few days, due to a lack of other snacks, I think that after walking 5 miles today I would kill for a Quiznos Sub.

    How is it that women can turn three drawers of delicates into 35 book boxes weighing 70 lbs. a piece?

    Women work in miraculous ways…

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