More people we can safely dislike #19

  1. The coworker reads aloud every memo, email, etc. to themselves and has to tell me, “Oh, I’m not talking to you. I’m just thinking aloud.” I didn’t ask, OK?.
  2. People who live in Michigan, one of the snowiest states in the US, but can’t drive in 1/2″ of snow. Please go back to Ohio/Indiana/Windsor where no one can drive in any weather.
  3. People who make weak tea or coffee. If it bothers your stomach, drink something else. This ain’t rocket science.
  4. People who rake/blow their leaves onto my lawn
  5. The Sham Wow guy. Seriously, someone take him out.
  6. Who do you dislike today?

29 Comments

  1. janeeto

    6. Governor Sarah Palin.

  2. janeeto

    7. any of those ‘actors’ cum celebritants: The Hills, Laguna Beach, etc.
    8. The parents of the spoiled 16 year olds on “My Sweet 16”.

  3. john in co

    9. People anywhere who think four-wheel drive means four-wheel stop.

  4. Patrick

    Any company who hires an Aussie as its pitch(wo)man because they sound interesting. THEY’RE NOT! For the most part, they’re unintelligible.

  5. Fruf

    A New Zealander accent is worse than an aussies
    2 inches of snow does not allow you to drive in the passing lane at 20
    driving in snow on bald tires
    the person that said “old man and women beaten by a black man” regarding the election
    office copy cats

  6. Don

    Billy Maze, the mother fucker that sells crap on tv.
    Ron Popeal, the mother fucker that invents the crap sold on tv by Billy Maze. also see http://www.asseenontv.com

  7. junkman

    the person who stole my fucking cat 3 weeks ago. 😈

  8. The person who gave me this head cold I’ve had since Thursday. Hee hee, head. 😆

  9. russ

    I can’t resist…

    Why were you fucking a cat? Is that the only pussy you could get Junkman?

    Seriously…sorry your cat’s missing. hopefully it will find it’s way home.

  10. Amanda

    PEOPLE WHO USE THE LEAF BLOWER TO BLOW SAND/DIRT OFF OF THEIR DRIVEWAY :wtf:

  11. Amanda

    I also agree w/#2-people who live in Michigan but can’t drive in snow-I live in the snow belt, I’m pushing snow with my car on the way to work, make it there safely, yet every year when the snow falls, some idiots end up rolling their cars or end up in the trees cuz they forget from one year to the next that SNOW IS SLIPPERY!!!! 😈

  12. Why not go back to the roots? Every English reporter on American TV? If they were doctors, the CNN and MSNBC would have solved the health crisis four years ago .And none of them sound classy, only like the Geico lizard. What’s going on with that, as well? If they pass a law one day to make the US “English Only,” that means “American English only.”

  13. Bigwavdave

    Video was great :puke:
    [quote comment=”492158″]the person who stole my fucking cat 3 weeks ago. :twisted:[/quote]
    Don’t worry…Kitty Karma will prevail
    That Billy maze character is SO fucking annoying, I refuse to watch. As soon as he starts screaming…hit the button… :puke: :puke: :puke:

    Kudos to Dave for bringing back some of our favorite little icons…

  14. cornbot

    People out in public talking into earpieces covered/disguised by hair or hood. They are standing next to you in a store, asking questions and stuff in a regular tone of voice, but get pissed when you answer them. “I’m ON THE PHONE,” they huff as if you were the rude one. They want rude, I can do rude; i.e., shoving that monkey-dick ear thing clear into their eustachian tube.

  15. kennyh2o

    cornbot got my vote!!!!!!

  16. John

    1b. The co-workers who replies out loud to emails or memos.
    “Why didn’t he say that before?” “Well, that’s going to be a problem.” “Oh, that explains it.”

    Are you trying to start a conversation with anyone who happens to be in earshot, or are you just trying to piss off everyone around you?

  17. The boss who lets everyone but 3 people go and doesn’t know that there aren’t enough people to run the business.

    Just happened at my work. I’m now salesman, finance, sales manager, reconditioning manager, opener, closer, and probably 7 more things that I’ll find out next week.

    Guess what? No raise.

  18. julesOdeNile

    ShamWow! i can’t live without it! i gotta have it! perfect for cleaning up all the :puke: :puke:

  19. julesOdeNile

    [quote comment=”492877″]The boss who lets everyone but 3 people go and doesn’t know that there aren’t enough people to run the business.

    Just happened at my work. I’m now salesman, finance, sales manager, reconditioning manager, opener, closer, and probably 7 more things that I’ll find out next week.

    Guess what? No raise.[/quote]
    you and me both dude! so in the list goes : my boss, and these two jerk offs with their lips attached to his ass who’ve managed to run a (sizable company) into the ground but we have to work our asses off to get back on track as they continue to rack in their big pay (feels a lot like a bad dream that i just won’t snap out of!) 😈 ❗

  20. J

    Yes the people that try to make life into a soap opera-
    that shit is highly annoying and I must say I could not handle working someplace where I was worried that someone would tattle tale on people and seem like they have nothing better to do-holy shit I just turned 34 fuh-k-ryin out loud!

  21. J

    Oh yea-Fuckin sham wow!

  22. [quote comment=”492158″]the person who stole my fucking cat 3 weeks ago. :twisted:[/quote]
    bastard!! i hope you get your kitty back!!! that sux honey :kiss:

  23. julesOdeNile

    [quote comment=”493310″][quote comment=”492158″]the person who stole my fucking cat 3 weeks ago. :twisted:[/quote]
    bastard!! i hope you get your kitty back!!! that sux honey :kiss:[/quote]
    yeah, that’s sad about your pussy, man. a kitty that sux is a rare commodity and must remain in ones possession. or isn’t that what Mandy was referring to by …”kitty …that sux..” 🙄 :wang: 😎

    Mandy, stop that! your avatar is killing my brain cells :knickers: :wang: :thong: :wang: :wang: 😳 (and one of a guy sweating his nuts off!)

  24. Spud

    6. Anybody who thinks they speak without an accent.

    7. Lost pussy.

  25. [quote comment=”492158″]the person who stole my fucking cat 3 weeks ago. :twisted:[/quote]

    junkman, in your position as Head of Homeland Security, I assume you’ve rounded up all the usual suspects, interrogated them relentlessly (by the way, I’m pleased waterboarding is encouraged under your regime) and have still not come up with the perpetrator of this heinous crime.

    I’ve given this situation hours upon hours of my undivided attention and have also consulted with my top advisers. The only solution we could come up with that you might not have considered heretofore is…

    Have you tried saying “Here, kitty, kitty, kitty”?

    Sincerely,

    AnnieB
    Secretary of State

  26. These fucking Douchebad CEO’s who are begging for government money to bail their sorry asses out of the hole they dug for themselves, but are still caught living it up on the company dime. (AIG) FUCKERS!!!!! 👿

  27. Obviously, I meant “Douchebags”…. but they are bad as well.

  28. Bec

    The people who are extending Sarah Palin’s 15 minutes of fame :puke:
    People who talk on their cell phone while they are in a car and you are forced to sit and listen to their conversation 👿

  29. Arsonite

    People who complain about the state of affairs in this country and yet still vote republican!

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