18 Replies to “Is it deer season already?”

  1. Yes it is deer season here also, the time of rhe year where we skim the stupider ones off the gene pool. I support the 2nd Amendment but why do hunters need assault weapons to hunt game? The deer shooting back? Be more fair if they did.

  2. It wasn’t shot in the ass. The deer has been gutted, meaning the non-edible portions have been removed with a field knife which fortunately includes the rectum.

  3. good lord….i hope the pavement doesn’t wear down its hoof too much on the drive home! that could be really painful…..

  4. This is how it happend: They were driving along with the trunk open and this deer was following too close. They had to slam on the breaks to avoid a squirrel and the deer rammed into the trunk with such force that its innards came out its head. They were bringing the body back to show the police,and their insurance agent; they decided to stop for some burgers and someone took the photo.

  5. i went to a restaurant on saturday and had a 5/7 course “tasting menu”. not only do i think i might have eaten this deer’s ass in a deep fried squash blossom but i think that’s what my ass might have looked like yesterday after the meal and multitude of “booze pairings” left the premises. 🙁

    p.s. ford tore ass…..har harr. always the car officianado stevie!

  6. Guess what my car that got smashed was….

    A Ford Taurus

    Guess what kind of car smashed into it……

    A Ford Taurus

    …I guess you could call it CLASH OF THE TAURI

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