Caption Time #69

1. Mandy

   15 September, 2005, 12:08 am

   Is it dead yet?

2. tinamarie

   15 September, 2005, 1:34 am

   The end of the movie “Attack of the Evil, Killer Burgers.”

3. MaxxonIt

   15 September, 2005, 1:45 am

   It’s a nic nac patty attack, leave my buns alone.

4. Lung the Younger

   15 September, 2005, 4:04 am

   Whitetrash voodoo.

5. Spud

   15 September, 2005, 4:37 am

   Good god, what a huge hamburger, no wonder it took so many implements to pin it down.

   I’d seriously consider downsizing…

   However, a caption is called for ->

   Gotcha!

   :java:

6. em

   15 September, 2005, 4:50 am

   Kill it! Kill it! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh take THAT!

7. Nikki

   15 September, 2005, 6:29 am

   I think Lung wins this round.

8. Merth

   15 September, 2005, 8:41 am

   Vegetarian / PETA rally gets ugly.

9. Maggie May

   15 September, 2005, 8:53 am

   That’s my boss’s heart, as God is my witness I never knew she had one.

10. Lostone

    15 September, 2005, 9:04 am

    Hey look!!! It is still moving!!!

11. steelbuddha

    15 September, 2005, 10:07 am

    Now that you have pinned the liver, the spleen and the lungs, peel back the fascia to reveal the intestines. Pin this wih a fondu fork, and I’ll come around and check your work.

12. JfJeter3

    15 September, 2005, 10:20 am

    Sandwich pf the Day: Pulled pork (upine)

13. JfJeter3

    15 September, 2005, 10:20 am

    Sandwich of the Day: Pulled pork (upine)

14. missy

    15 September, 2005, 10:38 am

    :razz:What the hell is it ? I’d kill it to!That’:mad:s some nasty lookin’ shit.:mad:

15. dumas

    15 September, 2005, 10:40 am

    Based on the color of the meat, it looks like the hamburger was cooked RAW!!!

16. misskitty

    15 September, 2005, 10:44 am

    yummy,yummy, please pass the PUKE bucket!:razz:

17. Vazey

    15 September, 2005, 11:34 am

    😕 At least the spared that poor potato! Looks like the were at least trying to stop the bleeding on that one,:lol:

18. Will Shakespeare

    15 September, 2005, 12:02 pm

    That is one forking good burger!

19. H. R. Gerrard

    15 September, 2005, 12:02 pm

    Introducing: The New Voodoo Burger From Burger King!

20. christieP

    15 September, 2005, 12:07 pm

    Stop your bitching sire, you asked for it tenderised, we tenderise it, would you like to have your pancakes tenderized too??

    christieP

21. Bubbles

    15 September, 2005, 12:56 pm

    Would you like to be seated in the stabbing or non-stabbing section?

22. WAYNE

    15 September, 2005, 1:22 pm

    :boobs:

23. Esther

    15 September, 2005, 1:24 pm

    I’m with Nik, here, Lung wins, hands down. Um, I mean, patties down.:cool:

24. Daniel

    15 September, 2005, 1:25 pm

    It’s a hamburger at what looks like a Cracker Barrell (judging from the packets of Sweetners), what more do you need to know?

25. frisko

    15 September, 2005, 3:40 pm

    Just yuck. I guess they should have told management that the sandwich wasn’t up to par. I hope they didn’t pay for it.

26. rust

    15 September, 2005, 3:54 pm

    I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m hungry. Are you going to finish that?

27. Steph

    15 September, 2005, 4:19 pm

    Dead meat.

28. Natalie

    15 September, 2005, 4:59 pm

    Well, I was hungry, but that just killed my appetite.

29. Brandy

    15 September, 2005, 5:08 pm

    I know I said I wanted it rare but I didn’t think it would still be moving!!!!!

30. Dante

    15 September, 2005, 6:30 pm

    “Dibs!”

31. Tiffykins

    15 September, 2005, 6:38 pm

    😈 “AFER 3 PLATES DEaR GAWD WE ALL SAY NOT 1 MORE BITE”

32. pappy

    15 September, 2005, 7:14 pm

    KILL THE BUNS!! :boxers: 😈

33. Kami

    15 September, 2005, 7:38 pm

    That shines new light on the term forking.:roll:

34. KD

    15 September, 2005, 8:03 pm

    Yep, that’s a Cracker Barrel burger. Unsafe for the general public.

35. pappy

    15 September, 2005, 9:08 pm

    FORK YOU!!!

    Sorry I forgot that one. 😛

36. enfanta

    15 September, 2005, 9:13 pm

    “They stab it with their steely knives but they just can’t kill the meat!”

37. Patrick

    15 September, 2005, 9:54 pm

    Nothing says family reunion quite like spam and ketchup sandwich fondue with a baked potato!

38. Mandy

    16 September, 2005, 12:15 am

    Is that baked potato stuffed with shredded typing paper? :wtf:

39. ME

    16 September, 2005, 9:54 am

    2 all beef patties, special sauce, fork, knife, fork, knife on a sesame seed bun:dead:

40. girl

    16 September, 2005, 4:16 pm

    “we thought we were going to one of those fancy restaurants where presentation is a really big deal. we weren’t sure what to think when they brought this to our table..”

41. Sunshinegrl

    16 September, 2005, 6:50 pm

    *whimpers* Is it safe to come out yet? Is it dead?

42. Anonymous

    17 September, 2005, 12:49 am

    must have been pretty nasty:-?

43. Dan Martin

    17 September, 2005, 9:12 am

    Morgan Spurlock is stretching the limits with his new documentary attacking the Dennys franchise with “Grand Slam me and stab my burger with 30 peices of silverware.” Coming to FX this fall.

44. Patrick Elifritz

    17 September, 2005, 2:37 pm

    The Walton family splits a burger at TFIFridays!:lol:

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