How to raise the national alcoholism rate of:

1. Nikki

   25 August, 2007, 4:29 pm

   First! Oh wait. Gah, I’ll talk to you later. That milkshake made me sick. :puke:

2. Davezilla

   25 August, 2007, 4:37 pm

   Here, have an egg. You’ll feel better something. :puke:

3. Flash Gordon

   25 August, 2007, 6:05 pm

   Apparently a few of us don’t have much to do on
   this fine Saturday afternoon.
   11. Poland: invade Germany.
   12. Russia: mint julep vodka.
   🙁 🙄 😕 :wtf:

4. Bigwavdave

   25 August, 2007, 8:47 pm

   Phillipines – Balut flavored San Miguel beer (Domestic)

5. AnnieB

   25 August, 2007, 8:52 pm

   Greece: Baklava flavored Ouzo

6. AnnieB

   25 August, 2007, 9:00 pm

   BTW, Head Dope … why did you use the British spelling of flavor on all examples EXCEPT the one for ENGLAND??!! 😛

7. Drusky

   25 August, 2007, 9:11 pm

   Hawaii: Pineapple shooters
   Springfield: Doughnut flavored Flaming Moes
   Bill Clinton: Hillary getting elected making him the “First Man”
   Jamaica: Gonja flavored Rum
   China: Any drink that isn’t ‘free’…

8. Drusky

   25 August, 2007, 9:12 pm

   [Comment ID #199122 will be quoted here]
   Dave, stop egging her on… 🙄

9. t1nyturtle

   25 August, 2007, 9:14 pm

   France: champagne-flavored vodka

10. Chris S

    25 August, 2007, 9:17 pm

    Belgium: Curry or Paprika flavored beer.

    They seem to be obsessed with curry and paprika here. :wtf:
    Belgium does have a lot of damn good beer already… I should know, I am drinking one now. mmmmmmm….Hoegaarden 🙂

11. April

    25 August, 2007, 9:29 pm

    Um. Italy, Nutella flavored wine?

12. misterarthur

    25 August, 2007, 9:50 pm

    Pakistan: Hindi flavored arrak 😈

13. Meagan

    25 August, 2007, 10:09 pm

    Antarctica: Fish-head beer wine for all those fancy tuxedoed penguins. 😛

14. Meagan

    25 August, 2007, 10:11 pm

    Oops, I meant Fish-head wine, not beer wine. I gotta stop mixing my drinks. 😛

15. chainstay

    25 August, 2007, 10:20 pm

    Finland: Herring flavored vodka with cabbage back.

16. Pablo

    25 August, 2007, 11:45 pm

    Columbia – cocoa flavored brews
    Virgin Islands – No more virgin drinks
    San Francisco – Ass flavored ales
    Any college – give them a buck
    My work – Let me off 10 minutes early

17. J

    26 August, 2007, 5:24 am

    For me I’ll take a pepperoni with green olives vodka
    with beer flavor added,and try to not pass out from the luxury of it all 😮

18. J

    26 August, 2007, 5:26 am

    Canada-snow cone rum

19. Spud

    26 August, 2007, 7:28 am

    Australia – BBQ Steak flavoured beer
    New Zealand – Sheep dip
    Japan – Raw hops, barley and yeast (the sushi of beers)

20. patrick

    26 August, 2007, 9:52 am

    Ireland- Either tell them the Pope decreed it or that the Queen outlawed it!
    Jamaica- Put a nice fat bud in the bottle.
    Scotland-Uh, never mind.
    Poland-serve it in cups so those idiots don’t have to figure out how to open a can or bottle.

21. Meagan

    26 August, 2007, 10:45 am

    The Galaxy: Non-stop Pan Galactic Gargleblasters!

22. Bigwavdave

    26 August, 2007, 1:01 pm

    [Comment ID #199164 will be quoted here]

    One large gold brick and a slice of lemon please. 😀

23. Lung the Younger

    27 August, 2007, 3:35 am

    Saudi Arabia: Reduce the penalty for drinking alcohol to life imprisonment.
    Brazil: Free haircut (ehem) with every Caipirinha.
    India: Have Southern Comfort open a chain of call centers.
    Seattle: Pass a law that you’re only allowed drink on rainy days.
    Chappaquiddick Island: Announce the annual bridge-missing contest.
    Sweden: Launch a national happy hour – Only 30 bucks a beer!
    Mongolia: Produce a brand of vodka called ‘I Can’t Believe It’s Not Yak Milk!’.
    The Vatican: Add a super-size option to the sacrament of Communion.

24. Jon - The DC Traveler

    27 August, 2007, 8:54 am

    – Italy – Meatball flavored grappa

25. Astryd

    27 August, 2007, 11:05 am

    ZillaGirl Flavored Beer/Wine/Vodka/Bourbon/etc!
    Ooh jello shots with little ZillaGirl mint figurines molded into them.
    You wanna eat out the ZillaGirl first then swallow the rest. 😈

26. Drusky

    27 August, 2007, 3:39 pm

    [Comment ID #199198 will be quoted here]
    Wouldn’t that be like a tootsie pop? How many licks does it to take to get to the creamy center? 😛

27. Brett

    27 August, 2007, 4:59 pm

    Italy: Pizza-flavored Spumante
    Belgium: Frites-with-mayo-flavored blanche-beer
    Bavaria: Sausageundsauerkraut-pilsener
    New Orleans: Lobster martini with a shrimp twist
    Scotland: Haggis-topped dark ale
    Australia: hot meat pie floaters in jugs of chilled lager

28. Yucca

    27 August, 2007, 7:40 pm

    Wisconsin:Cheese flavored milk w/khalua
    Idaho:Potato Vodka…oh already got that one.
    Alaska:perma frost martinis
    Nevada: It’s still in Vegas and that’s where it’s stayin’
    Montana:Broke Back Beer

29. Davezilla

    28 August, 2007, 7:40 am

    [Comment ID #199185 will be quoted here]

    You had me at India. :puke: :java:

30. jewel-o-de-nile

    31 August, 2007, 10:31 am

    Kenya: beer flavored beer; just give them an excuss -any excuss (even “today is almost friday” day will do)

    😛 😈 :boob: :wang: :undies: 😆 👿 ❓ :wtf: :boob: :boob: :dead: :kiss: :limp: :!:by the way, these are some of those exsusses to have a 13 pack of beer

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