Horror Films that Never Made it to the Big Screen

1. Reckless Kitty

   13 January, 2005, 12:32 am

   Not even on DVD?

2. Anna

   13 January, 2005, 4:11 am

   I’m impressed ith your knowledge of these movies. You forgot my favorite though:
   – The Big Pie
   With that gorgeous Dewey Martin

3. ospirin

   13 January, 2005, 4:22 am

   Due to horrific video sale, some title went to Asia. Some surprisingly did quite well.
   “Amityville Pancake house” became a comedy hit because of the bad translation. Mistaken for porn “I know what you did last spring break” was popular between 18 to 24 years old hornballs. And my personal favorite “soy bean green” became a cult hit and the phrase “Soy bean green tofu are people!! People~ I tell you!!!” caught on like wild fire.

4. Nikki

   13 January, 2005, 7:08 am

   Other missed titles:
   Convent Horizon
   Resident Weevil
   The Frog

5. mikeB

   13 January, 2005, 7:22 am

   Maws

6. rust

   13 January, 2005, 7:35 am

   The Abdomen of Doctor Vibes
   John Carpenter’s They Lie!
   The Aerobicist
   Ohio Smith and the Chapel of Bad Judgment
   The John Deere Man

7. frisko

   13 January, 2005, 8:01 am

   Attack of the Killer Tomatoes stands on its own.

8. mikeB

   13 January, 2005, 8:06 am

   I still maintain that the most frightening film of all time was Gigli.

   Gobble gobble.

9. Esther

   13 January, 2005, 10:20 am

   Sorry, y’all, but the scariest movie ever is:

   Glitter.:dead:

10. Lace Valentine

    13 January, 2005, 2:14 pm

    Hollow Weener :limp:

    Planet of the Grapes

    The Exerciser 👿

    Alien (Greencard Edition) 🙁

    Phantom of the Bluegrass 😕

    Night Math on Elm Street :dead:

11. TinaMarie

    13 January, 2005, 2:37 pm

    What? Haven’t you guys seen the latest Lord of the Rings movies?

    Theres…

    The Fellowship of the Cock Ring (porn edition)
    and
    The Return of the Queen (gay porn edition)

    Hmmmm…Sam and Frodo….Gollum and Frodo…several Orcs and Frodo…

    Ew.

12. TinaMarie

    13 January, 2005, 2:38 pm

    And then she looked up at the title again and realized “Oh shit! We’re supposed to be posting about horror films!”

    Then she found out what her husband paid to get her copies of the LOTR DVDs and was duly horrified.

13. Spud

    13 January, 2005, 8:07 pm

    Alternate movie titles huh?

    okay…
    -Animalia-
    4002 Dalmatians: Attack of the Clones
    Lilo and the Bitch
    Aladin II: Rub This!

    -Christmas-
    Santa’s Claws
    The 12 Positions of Xmas
    Santa and the Ho Ho Ho’s.

    -James Bond-
    For Your Good Eye Only
    Dentures Are Forever
    Glovedfinger

    -Austin Powers-
    On Her Majesty’s Secret Surface
    For Your Arse Only
    The Man With the Golden Mojo

    -Pron Movies-
    Yank My Doodle, It’s A Dandy
    E-Three the Extra Testicle
    Touching Ryan’s Privates

    I think I’ll stop now…

    😀

14. mikeB

    13 January, 2005, 10:52 pm

    Spud wins

15. April

    14 January, 2005, 4:42 pm

    Hmm. I could have sworn….

    Isn’t Invasion of the Bagel Snatchers a sequel to Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

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