Guide to Artists’ Models No. 3: The Hippie Chick

The Hippie Chick

Nude Model: The Hippie Chick

Making a dramatic resurgence in popularity in recent years, the Earth Mother’s younger, inebriated equivalent, the Hippie Chick is a sight to behold. Or flee from.

Look for silky hair, wavy, golden-red and reaching almost to the floor—and that’s just her armpit hair. Her skin is either sun-freckled or drug-acned, and I don’t wish to get close enough to determine which. Many a man has seen her cutting flowers at outdoor concerts, naked as a jaybird, but—from the amount of leg hair—mistook her for a Satyr.

She has one of those odd builds: child-bearing hips, but almost no breasts, a head like Alfred E. Neumann, and several regrettable, homemade tattoos. Her teeth are gapped, not in a natural, cute way, more of a, “My boyfriend lost the bottle opener” way.

Quotes:

  1. “I don’t believe in shaving body hair. That is a plot created by the patriarchal society that women are subjected to.”
  2. “Are you going to pay me in weed again… ’cause I really need bus fare this time.”
  3. Dude… where is th… um… yeah so like… um… Are you going to pay me in weed again?”
  4. “Is that a UFO? Oh no, sorry. Bad flashback maaaa-aaaann.”
  5. “Jerry’s dead? Bummer.”
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40 Comments

  1. JFLY

    Yay! I’m first! Ummm…what was the question?

    Just kidding 😛

    Dave, please tell me you’re not PAYING for this art class!

  2. JFLY

    And I thought I had it rough when my art teacher brought out an old boot to draw. I’ll be sure to remember this at Thanksgiving. But I love your artwork…

    …just wish you had more than “Ugly Americans” to draw. 😀

    And yes, I’m American…so I can say that. See #1223750-12, part D11, section 117 of the Constitution. (It roughly translates to “No one country has the market cornered on ugly”.) 😈

  3. Um, that is who modeled in my art classes in college, for sure. I remember that the gig paid $5/hour. You don’t get Elle McPherson for those rates.

  4. I can hear the Diceman…

    Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
    Shave your *****, it’s too damn hairy

    Sorry, but I just go :limp: if a woman is hairier than I am.

    My experience with the 70’s version of the hippy chick included a rant on cosmetics in general and deodorant specifically.

    No nice way to put this, she stank. No, not “smelled unpleasant,” nor “had a disagreeable aroma,” but smelled like…like… Let me put it like this, being that yesterday was Veteran’s Day; in mid-summer of 1973, in the middle of a horrendous heat wave, I was outside of An Loc with my Ranger team, and we came across an open grave whose occupants had only been partially creamated about a week before…

    Tried the breed again in the 80’s, same thing. I have not been back to THAT well since. My guess is while you artists draw her, she draws flies (no offense intended, JFLY)

  5. Oh, and about the link…

    If anyone finds my eyes, please send them back to me. :wtf:

  6. There’s not enough bleach in the world to make that link photo disappear from my mind. 🙁

    Sir Ossis, your eyes are with my eyes. They made a run for it, and are never looking back.

  7. Esther, may they be happy together.

    Oh No! Now I’m going to have the Turtles stuck in my head!

    (Thinking of hippie chicks, thinking of hippie chicks)

  8. Amanda B.

    OMG! I’m ruined for the rest of the day, maybe the week. :dead:

  9. I see you met my first ex-wife…

  10. I can fix those homemade tattoos for a very large fee.

  11. Craig

    Sorry everyone, i had to throw up, but now i’m cool. It is waaaaaaaaay to early to see something like that. That’s not very funny:-?

  12. All of you cringe at the mere caricatures! Dave, Tami Jo and myself (and scores of other artists) actually had to draw them!! Look at them again and again for an hour until we got the hairy kneecaps just right. 😛

  13. Dave, Tami Jo and Minnie….

    My sincere condolences. I mean that. All I had to do was to turn out the lights and hold my breath. :dead:

  14. Cheryl

    lol, that’s pretty gross 😕 Man, I hope woman didn’t really look like that :wtf:

  15. Bella

    u guys r such bigots, yea its flippin nasty but….ok i couldn’t do it. i just cant stick up for THAT!!!:-(

  16. Sir Osiss is correct about the “natural aroma”. Granted, Americans go overboard on being clean, but some of these kids smell like they’ve added odor. 🙁

  17. Wendy

    The he/she from the link and Dave’s caricature look like they ought to hook up….can you imagine the offspring??? So many things wrong there….:-?

  18. Manda

    If a patriarchal society is what convinced my mother to hand me a razor when I was ten, then all hail the patriarchs!

  19. misskitty

    MY MY MY WHAT WILL TOMORROW BRING? HOW ABOUT A REAL WOMAN WITH NICE NATURAL :boobs::boobs:AND A NICE SLIGHTLY HAIRY PUSS AND ~SMOOTH LEGS~ AND AS FOR THE MAN BRING ON A STUD MUFFIN WITH A HAIRY CHEST AND A NICE:wang:

  20. dougieace

    smells like wet hippie mmmmmmmmm

  21. Miss Kitty, the beautiful, sexy models end up posing for photographers, not artists. 😐

  22. mikey

    😕 now thats bbadd

  23. Ms. Z

    Ahhh a walk *or trip maybe* down memory lane, I have that same pot leave tattoo on my :boobs:

  24. Mandy

    Nice nature trail. :dead:

  25. Spud

    Another gem in the series, unfortunately I knew a few girls like this when I was a younger bloke.

    Mullimbimby hippy chicks never shaved and seemed to think body hair was a good thing.

    Yet I think it reminds me of something else…

    :dead:

  26. Stephanie

    It looks like the guy in the link was the model for the drawing.

  27. Ace

    I like how the guy in the link decided to spend an extra few bucks for a nice pair of breasts. And it paid off too. Yes sir, your breats do look more natural now.

  28. Just think, you only have to put up with this series for three more days and you can have your eyes back. 😛

  29. GentleRose

    :wtf:umm…wow….that made me look at old fat ppl at workin a whole new terrified way:-?

  30. Paige

    Dave, what has gotten into you???? I cant make any pithy comments on drawings!!!! Even though, the Earth Mother looks like that chick that had the column in High Times-what was here name????????:wtf:

  31. hazel

    thAT link was uterly disturbing 😮 omg i donk think i’ll ever see throug these eyes in the same way

  32. Marcus

    It reminds me of my first day in Thailand…Both pictures. A six foot Thai drag queen with stubble, tattoos, boobs, and hairy legs wearing a miniskirt. Just couldn’t stop drinking beer and whiskey.

  33. hippychick

    OK! Just cause my name is hippychick doesn’t mean that I look OR smell like that! UGGGHHH! I’m the flower child hippychick, peaceful, loving but definitely CLEAN & SOBER hippychick from the 70’s. So when I leave a post, please don’t think of me as a hairy, smelly slob.
    But Dave, if you need another model version of a hippychick, let me know.

  34. Yes, we require photographic proof, hippychick. :wang: 😀

  35. nikkie D

    your drawings are halarious and x-rated and it’s freaken awsome!!!!
    :cool::oops::evil::roll:

  36. Christall

    She looks like the sister of the comic book MAD you remember that one Dave? Hey, i’m thinking something should be said about the huge space between her teeth—but, i’m at a loss for words.

  37. Yes, that’s why the description said, “a head like Alfred E. Neumann”, Christall. 😈

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