Good to know!

1. Ray

   04 March, 2007, 1:49 am

   Personally, I think “THE VERY DANGEROUS CAVES” where you would be actually blinded, preferably by bats, would be a bigger attraction.javascript:SJB_appendSmiley(‘:evil:’)
   👿

2. BOB

   04 March, 2007, 2:54 am

   ooookay, well that is really weird…it is sorta like an infomercial if you think about it the right way. 🙄

3. sledge

   04 March, 2007, 7:07 am

   Ah, the old Stevie Wonder caves.

4. Jack

   04 March, 2007, 7:33 am

   Ann Coulter should be stripped naked, pelted with rotten tomatoes and shut up in th Very Dark Caves for a very long time.

5. Jack

   04 March, 2007, 7:36 am

   By the way Dave, welcome back, although Minnie kept us pretty well entertained in your absence.

6. Minnie

   04 March, 2007, 9:50 am

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   I aim to please. 😀

7. TheQueen

   04 March, 2007, 10:35 am

   People, I can speak to this. I’ve been in a Very Dark Cave, and I’ve been (temporarily) blind. They were nothing like each other. The Very Dark Cave was way worse. I think the sign should say “It’s alsmost like having been born without eyeballs and no optical center in your brain.”

8. Patrick

   04 March, 2007, 11:03 am

   Here’s an idea: Close your eyes really tight, it’s almost like being blind! 🙄

9. Lung the Younger

   04 March, 2007, 12:20 pm

   Jeez, just as well they put the sign there. Coz if they didn’t, you might get to thinkin’ that they might be one of those ‘Not Very Dark Caves’. You know those ones that are made out of cellophane….

10. pablo

    04 March, 2007, 2:08 pm

    Right down the road is
    the very large elephants
    the very wet water
    the very hard rock

11. Bjorn Freeh

    04 March, 2007, 4:25 pm

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    Must she be naked? No caves are that dark.

12. Flash Gordon

    04 March, 2007, 5:35 pm

    Caves, dark or not-so-dark, give me the cold
    cobbles. I think it would be more appropriate if
    that ineffible bitch Coulter were buggered with a
    typewriter platen or the shinbone of an elephant.

    :limp: 🙁 😕 :wtf:

13. Spud

    04 March, 2007, 8:07 pm

    It very much in the vein of “Fawlty Towers” or Pythonesque if there is such a word…

14. Mandy

    04 March, 2007, 11:22 pm

    Can we put Ann Coulter in that cave and seal it off? :puke:

15. tinamarie

    04 March, 2007, 11:32 pm

    Ann Coulter: the girl with the Very Small Mind: It’s Almost Like Being Republican! Oh, wait…she is republican.

16. Timm

    05 March, 2007, 6:24 am

    Yep, caves are dark.

    I went on a tour of a cave once. Then I went on a tour of the Uniontown hospital emergency room and got 14 stitches in my forehead. Uniontown PA looked nice once I got the blood out of my eyes. 🙄 🙂

17. StevieC

    05 March, 2007, 6:54 am

    It’s scary to think that people actually listen to, and agree with, the Wicked Witch of the Right. I’ll be glad when her 15 minutes are over.

18. pablo

    05 March, 2007, 9:10 am

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    Come on Mandy, what did the cave ever do to you?

19. Jason

    05 March, 2007, 3:46 pm

    Where can I get a picture of the topless wife, and how come no one has asked about it yet?? :boob: :boob:

20. Mandy

    05 March, 2007, 6:37 pm

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    Did you notice that all it takes to get a man down is a nice pair of :boob: :boob: ?

21. Atryd

    05 March, 2007, 7:30 pm

    Maybe it’s a warning label for all those stupid people that like to sue because their coffee was hot or the ice cream was cold or their fryer did not say do not place self in the scalding, boiling oil.

22. family jules

    05 March, 2007, 11:23 pm

    That’s funny Mandy, all it takes to get a man UP is a nice pair of :boob: :boob:

    Ann Coulter CAME from a very dark cave. She should return immediately.

23. Wayne

    06 March, 2007, 9:28 am

    John Edwards is indeed a faggot. 😀

24. Meagan

    06 March, 2007, 5:59 pm

    Stating the Obvious: It’s almost like being totally brain dead!

25. Penguin Pete

    06 March, 2007, 10:02 pm

    If I lived near this sign, I’d be bitten by the compulsion to scribble “You are likely to be eaten by a Grue!” at the bottom.

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