God 3.99

1. Spud

   24 July, 2007, 12:10 am

   Ah, just what I always wanted God for $3.99 a kilo, or was that per pound?

   A heavenly dish is sure to follow…

2. Drusky

   24 July, 2007, 1:16 am

   Can I use coupons to buy God? Is there a money back guarantee?

   I highly recommend the video of the day for the ZillaGirlz to watch as homework… 😛

3. Lung the Younger

   24 July, 2007, 4:10 am

   It’d be handier if you were a Hindu coz I’m sure you could knock them down to 6 Gods for 20.00.

4. Chris S

   24 July, 2007, 5:27 am

   I figured it was only a matter of time before those door to door God salesmen opened up a franchise. Wonder if they have a drive thru? 😛

5. StevieC

   24 July, 2007, 6:39 am

   Cod bless us, everyone

6. sledge

   24 July, 2007, 7:02 am

   God on ice? Godsickle?

7. Lung the Younger

   24 July, 2007, 7:03 am

   Has he sold his sole yet?

8. StevieC

   24 July, 2007, 7:17 am

   Hmmm, smells like fish and tastes like heaven … 😈

9. harley

   24 July, 2007, 7:59 am

   :boob:saving the world one pair of tits at a time! 😈 :boob:

10. junkman

    24 July, 2007, 10:07 am

    all things being equal….i choose to worship oxtanodi.

11. StevieC

    24 July, 2007, 10:47 am

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    All things being equal, I choose to worship Astryd, Meagan, Mandy, AnnieB, beyonduplication, Nikki, and all the other Zilla girls! 😈
    Sa-lute! :wang:

12. Tim

    24 July, 2007, 10:53 am

    I like turtles…

13. Astryd

    24 July, 2007, 10:57 am

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    😳 😆 😀 😛 :wang: Have her shower and I’ll have a taste… 😛 😈
    (BTW: I love your avatar!)

    Today is: Avoid the Letter K Day
    _elly couldn’t cut it when at came to _issing _urtis.
    She _ept _issing him on the forehead and he’d say, “_elly don’t you notice?
    You _eep _issing me on the forehead and causing my hair much distress.
    It _eeps scootin’ back up on my head my hairline may never redress.
    I have another head for you to _iss and have no fear,
    it has no hair, it’s smooth and warm and yearns your _isses dear.”
    “It puffs and stands when I’m around, I think it’s truly scared”
    “What do you mean my darling, tell me why your _isses you do not share?”
    With much concern in her eyes _elly said in _urtis’ ear
    “I _eep _issing your forehead cuz when I get close, the other sheds a tear.”

14. Bjorn Freeh

    24 July, 2007, 11:23 am

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    That’s a keeper!

15. Astryd

    24 July, 2007, 11:30 am

    (needed some editing)
    Today is: Avoid the Letter K Day
    _elly couldn’t cut it when IT came to _issing _urtis.

    …when I’m around, I THIN_ it’s truly scared…

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    As I’ve said before…Bow Down! Get on your knees and grovel before the Omnipotent ZillaGirlz. 😛 😛
    Worship them and many pleasures will be granted to you… 😈

    We need the Alpha, Delta, Omega Reference again! 😉 😆 😛

16. Tater Salad

    24 July, 2007, 11:45 am

    To the Omnipotent ZillaGirlz :wang:

    I not worthy of such geart Goddest :limp:

    of corse I worship all Goddest 😛 😈

17. Ronica

    24 July, 2007, 11:56 am

    OMG! That song is soo funny, I almost wet myself, had to watch it a few times. You should not watch at work!!

    I got God for free, why are they trying to sell what you can find if you only take the time to look?

18. junkman

    24 July, 2007, 12:31 pm

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    don’t you mean kipper?

19. jeffro

    24 July, 2007, 12:34 pm

    3.99 !! what a bargain! I’d pay at least 4.50. I guess they have to make God available to the masses. I wonder if the fish market qualifies for non-profit tax exemption? At these prices, they can’t be making a dime!

20. AnnieB

    24 July, 2007, 1:54 pm

    I wonder how much the God Liver Oil is??? 🙄

21. AnnieB

    24 July, 2007, 2:02 pm

    Betcha the Halliburt(on) is a hundred bucks a pound. 😀

22. Mikeme

    24 July, 2007, 3:14 pm

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    The Winner! 😀

23. Chris S

    24 July, 2007, 3:57 pm

    Love the video! That guy is brilliant to come up with that one. Now Bush can put his own twist on it and say if you don’t show your :boob: :boob: then you support the terrorists. The whole country will have to walk around topless! Its an instant classic!

24. pablo

    24 July, 2007, 8:07 pm

    God – it’s whats for dinner

25. pablo

    24 July, 2007, 8:12 pm

    What I’m going to say to the next Jehovah”s witness that comes to my door, “I’ve already found God. He was at the Grocery store on special!”

26. Meagan

    24 July, 2007, 10:53 pm

    Holy Mackerel! 😛

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    Kneel before the Zilla Girlz and kiss our shoes! Thou shalt please the goddesses or suffer the consequences! 😈

27. tinamarie

    25 July, 2007, 3:02 am

    All this time I’ve been preaching my @ss off so that people will find God, and then I find him at the fish market for 3.99

    I feel so…useless. ❓

28. Tater Salad

    25 July, 2007, 2:18 pm

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    please stop preaching and they will worship the goddest you are. :twisted

    and Megan I’ll kiss more than ur shoes 😛 :

29. crash

    28 July, 2007, 6:20 am

    hats off to all the zilla girlz :wang: :wang: 😛 😛 😛 :boob: :boob: :boob: :undies: :undies: :undies:

30. ghostrider57

    29 July, 2007, 2:16 am

    Yeah tater will like every part of your body!! I aint bad either!! :wang: 😛

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