Gang names we’d like to see

1. Spud

   19 September, 2007, 8:49 am

   10. The Well Heeled Lads
   11. The Westside Cardigans
   13. The Southside Pullovers
   14. Chicago Crochet Club

2. Spud

   19 September, 2007, 8:51 am

   Don’t ask about No:12

   Ever

3. rust

   19 September, 2007, 9:07 am

   seeing as I am staying in Kitchener/Waterloo until Christmas:

   10. Laurier Losers
   11. Oktoberfest Alkies
   12. Watfor Watfives
   13. Central Ontario Non-voters
   14. Grand River Transit Riders
   15. Weber Street Dweebs

   (Weber — as I found out — is pronounced Wee-ber)

4. Buck

   19 September, 2007, 9:11 am

   Harper-Van Dyke gang
   Pony Down
   YBI

   whoops, was feeling a little nostalgic for all things Detroit

5. CBATDUX

   19 September, 2007, 9:16 am

   West Side Wussies
   Manhattan Mommas Boys
   Ontario Honor Students (Our honor students can beat up your honor students)
   Last One Picked at Basketball Club of Waukegan
   Franklin Four-Eyes

6. Lung the Younger

   19 September, 2007, 9:33 am

   15. The Latrine Kings.
   16. The Blue Bloods.
   17. The Save-A-Trout Hispanic Animal Rights Gang. (or Salvatruchas)
   18. Hell’s Cherubs
   19. The Barrio Sesamos.
   20. The Laotian Masseuses.
   21. The Baristas.
   22. The Sudoku Yakuza.
   23. The Neo Nancies.
   24. The Black Panties.

7. gottago

   19 September, 2007, 9:36 am

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   White Boy Rick would be proud!

   16. Eight Mile Angels

8. StevieC

   19 September, 2007, 10:26 am

   #1 – The Zilla Dome Squad

9. StevieC

   19 September, 2007, 10:27 am

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   Sorry, typo. Make that the Zilla Domme Squad.

10. StevieC

    19 September, 2007, 10:36 am

    Re: Link of the Day – follow up news story reports that all of Judaism sighs a collective “oy-vey”

11. Mjaz

    19 September, 2007, 11:10 am

    Argyle Nation
    Plasmas
    Folk Song Nation
    Hecks Angels
    The Penguins

12. patrick

    19 September, 2007, 11:13 am

    Bitches Wit Attitudes
    The Stedging Stedgers of Stedgeville U.
    The Zilla Thrillas (fa schizzle, my dizzle)
    The High-Heeled Boys (with their Low Sparks, dontcha know)
    The Down Boys
    The Trouser Snakes and/or The Spitting Cobras

13. rust

    19 September, 2007, 12:06 pm

    and in honour of other Ontari-ari-ari-ohs:

    16. The NDPee Boys
    17. Op Cop a Feelers
    18. Dalton and the Prissy Pussies
    19. Tory Tory Tory!
    20. Der Schneider Schnit Kickers
    21. The Bruce Trail Blazers

14. Pablo

    19 September, 2007, 1:15 pm

    • The French Ticklers
    • The Hairshirt Tailors
    • FUBARettes
    • Uptown Crack Whores
    • The gutless wonders
    • Cleveland Cocksuckers

    Church Gangs
    • The A-Holier than Thous
    • Eastsiiieeed Presbyterians
    • The Juggling Monks
    • The Catholic Jihad
    • The Matzo Men
    • Satan’s Poolboys

15. Chris

    19 September, 2007, 3:05 pm

    In the area where i work over the summer (remind you its in the meanest streets of Detroit) there is a gang called ORAL. 😮

16. rust

    19 September, 2007, 4:40 pm

    Continuing the crap:

    22. The Incontinent Rash Gang
    23. Bad Language Boys
    24. Politically Correct Persons
    25. T.O Toilet Mouths
    26. Niagara-On-The-Lackeys
    27. The Nasty Orangeville Nerds
    28. Satan’s Choice Haircutters

17. Meagan

    19 September, 2007, 6:01 pm

    The Bitches from the Beaches
    O-Town Dullards
    Barrhaven Babes
    Dirty Pirate Hookers – Yarr, I be Dirty Morgan Bonney, the most fearsome female pirate from the Great White North! 😈

18. Flash Gordon

    19 September, 2007, 6:18 pm

    11. Hollywood HOrehoppers
    12. Hillary’s Hatchet Mommas
    13, Yo Mommas
    14. Arizona Assholes
    15. Boston Ball-Busters
    16. Buffalo Cherry Busters :wang: 😕 :wtf:

19. Delaney

    19 September, 2007, 6:29 pm

    * Aryan Croquet League
    * Eastside Polo Club
    * Macrame Maniacs
    * Cotillion Cuties
    * Detroit Dissertation Dudes

    The comments are hysterical.

20. Natalie

    19 September, 2007, 6:58 pm

    Westside Holga Bitches represent!

    There are more of us than you think. :geek:

21. Yucca

    19 September, 2007, 7:10 pm

    17.Bay Area Butt Pirates
    18.LOL Posters
    19.Florida Tasers
    20.Kentucky White Trash Tire Fires
    21.Texas Executioners
    22.The Peoples Republic of California Commies
    23.Idaho You da Hos

22. Brad K.

    19 September, 2007, 7:19 pm

    Ceiling Fans
    Monday Morning Helpers
    Nekkid Chicks in Scarves
    Naked Carpenters – scratch that, it has been done, and not groupies for Karen Carpenter, RIP.

    Bobbie’s Bedwarmers
    Apple Dumpling Gang – oh, darn, that was a movie, right? No, that’s Knotts right. Oh, well. Maybe Fife will come to me. It’s right on the Tim of my tongue, but I Conway it out. Disney what I mean?

    Hill Street Blues Backups
    Randy’s Red Truck Fire Busters

23. Yucca

    19 September, 2007, 7:21 pm

    Oh! gangs…not teams. My bad,next time I’ll pay attention.

24. rust

    19 September, 2007, 9:18 pm

    and finally:

    29. The Jane & Bloor’s
    30. Kiss’n’Riders
    31. Pickering Pricks
    32. Grenadier Pond Scum
    33. Yorkdale Mall Rats
    34. Etobicoke Co’ Kaddicks
    36. Lastman’s Bad Boys
    37. Kyle’s Kweer Krew (sorry K. Rae, that’s you)
    38. Tiny Perfect Mayors
    39. Mark Daley’s Voice
    40. The Seein’ Towerz

    I have FAR too much time on my hands….

25. Chris

    19 September, 2007, 9:27 pm

    FBC -Full Blooded Crackers

26. rust

    19 September, 2007, 9:34 pm

    oops

    35. Onley’s Lonely Guys

    PS: Congrats to David Onley, Lt. Governor of Ontario. You made me proud, buddy.

27. Alex Ballew

    19 September, 2007, 11:26 pm

    In Oklahoma is a small town named Hooker. A few years a go a group tried to market baseball caps for a fictitous women’s fastpitch team called the Hooker Harlots. My daughters used to attend Piedmont Middle School (PMS for short). I wanted the school to adopt the battle cry “You think we’re mad now?”.

28. Chris S

    20 September, 2007, 8:12 am

    The Rubber Knives
    Onion Skin Heads
    Wet Noodles
    Manicure Maniacs
    Puppy Eyed Cannibals
    Free Breast Exam Gang
    Lone Wolf Pack (oh the irony!)
    Geriatric Ward

29. Cindy

    20 September, 2007, 8:50 am

    The Tampa Tampons

30. patrick

    20 September, 2007, 8:51 am

    Alex, my Okie Brotha!
    Panama, represent!

31. misterarthur

    20 September, 2007, 9:39 am

    Old Detroiters like me will remember the Coney Oneys. A weird mixup of misunderstanding Corleone and Coney Island hotdogs. Associated with them, one of my favorite pieces of dada poetry graffiti: Ad dog dog all can be cad. (I have no clue what it means, despite years of trying).

32. ItsMeMaven

    20 September, 2007, 10:45 am

    The Scatastics
    Happy Ending Brigade
    Baloney Pony Posse

33. linda

    20 September, 2007, 4:39 pm

    The Pheasant Pluckers.

34. maDe

    20 September, 2007, 7:45 pm

    Isobar’s Idiots
    Brokeback Painz
    Fraud Squad
    C-No Drunken Gropers

35. Lake Effect

    20 September, 2007, 7:56 pm

    Da Sultans ov Cleveland.

36. Astryd

    20 September, 2007, 8:54 pm

    Kinky Killers 😈
    Super Mario Bros
    Gumdrop Gangstas
    Southside Synista Snoballs
    Fluffy Finkleberries
    Northside Naughty Nymphos

37. rust

    20 September, 2007, 9:44 pm

    Are we still doing this?

    Unleashed Dog Trainers
    Unemployed Zamboni Operators
    The Unusual Suspects
    United Automobile Wreckers
    Unskilled Babysitters
    Union of Soviet Socialists
    The Ãœber Alles!

38. Drusky

    20 September, 2007, 10:31 pm

    The Delta88 Drivin’ Bluehairs
    PeeWee Pud Pulling Possee
    The Branded Brotherhood (Meagan’s Boys…)
    The Hairy Palmed Halfwits…

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    This gang is the most stuck-up, self absorbed, cave exploring bunch of bloody string alongs ever… 😈

39. Joe Zadorsky

    20 September, 2007, 11:07 pm

    ..the Ruffles.

40. StevieC

    21 September, 2007, 7:32 am

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    betcha can’t eat just one. 😈

41. Jewels-O-deNile

    21 September, 2007, 7:36 am

    [Comment ID #201609 will be quoted here]that desciption is the BOMB!!!! OOps! i said Bomb on the
    F*@$ing net. FBI, can i say Fuck? i mean Bomb? or Bom?

    1.the daisy Duddyheads
    2.upyours fingerlickers
    3.any-thing-witha pulse-fuckers (their hand signs indicate a whole lotta sex!
    4.innocent boys’ pluckers (they dress a lot like catholic priests and alter boys)
    5.the turbanhead shit bombers

42. Kkkkathryn

    21 September, 2007, 4:06 pm

    the Highland ChickenKickers?

43. Kkkkathryn

    21 September, 2007, 4:08 pm

    make that “high-heeled chicken kickers”

44. Meagan

    22 September, 2007, 12:20 am

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    Actually, my guys are the Bullwhip Boys. I just love the way they crack their whips! 😈

45. TimM

    22 September, 2007, 1:31 am

    Well, I could submit a gang name that mentions the name of my city, but the last time I said the name of the city on “Davezilla” some woman went on a defensive rant about how fuckin’ wonderful the city is, as if I had said something negative about the city.

46. AnnieB

    22 September, 2007, 8:21 am

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    I know exactly what you mean! Yesterday SteveC pulled my pigtail at recess and I was so mad I could spit!

    Seriously, come on dude, if you’ve got a beef with someone you need to address (or undress, as we prefer here in Zillaland) the issue at the time. I’ve looked back on the last 6 posts and can’t find the comment you are referring to and don’t recall any “defensive rants” so I have no idea what the heck you’re talking about and I doubt anyone else does either.

    Don’t sweat it … this is an equal opportunity offender kind a place but we usually have a lot of fun along the way!

47. StevieC

    22 September, 2007, 12:51 pm

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    Umm, I wasn’t pulling your pigtails, I was grabbing the reins to go for a ride. 😈 :wang:

    But seriously, Tim, if someone goes on a defensive rant, grab ’em by the :boob: :boob: or by the :wang: and 😛 it until they start smilin’ again.

48. AnnieB

    22 September, 2007, 7:57 pm

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    Always the cowboy … and what a great lasso you had! :wang:

49. Jim

    23 September, 2007, 4:56 am

    The terrors of their retirement home:
    The Tottering Vince & Lyles (TVL)
    The Pranksters n Daipers (GD)

50. StevieC

    23 September, 2007, 11:45 am

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    Hey AnnieB, if you show me your dark side, I’ll eat your cookies. 😈 :wang:

51. AnnieB

    23 September, 2007, 3:00 pm

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    And I’ll drink your milk! 😛 :wang:

52. TimM

    24 September, 2007, 6:21 am

    The overly sensitive womans rant was on a thread many months ago. When it went to the archive, Dave removed her rant and the comment after, which was a guy mildly pointing out that she was overreacting. I didn’t want to spur her into making more idiotic comments so I ignored her.

53. StevieC

    24 September, 2007, 6:49 am

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    They say that milk does a body good.

54. Astryd

    24 September, 2007, 12:22 pm

    It does! I won’t go to bed…er, um,…sleep without having had some milk before.:twisted:

    Tim, don’t be shy. The rest of us still wanna hear/read it. Why should ONE ranting maniac count more than your loving Zilla accomplices? 🙁

55. TimM

    28 September, 2007, 5:38 am

    I want to mention something…

    There is a LONG, bizarre, multi-layered, ridiculous, unbelievable, story behind why I am concerned about that silly rant made by a woman from my town.

56. AnnieB

    28 September, 2007, 9:27 am

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    She sounds like your ex-girlfriend?

    Long lost mother?

    Twin sister?

    Crazy next door neighbor?

    Come on, spill … or make something up.

    😛

57. Astryd

    28 September, 2007, 10:52 am

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    So spill it already! 😆
    Inquiring minds want to know.

58. Lake Effect

    28 September, 2007, 4:56 pm

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    Oh no…I was going to go out tonight, but now I’m going to have to stay here in front of the cyberzillamachine to hear the story…:wtf:…these cliffhangers really screw up my eating and sleeping requirements. I’m about to soil myself with anticipation :undies: :puke:

59. LUIS

    10 October, 2007, 4:56 pm

    P.R.P PUERTO RICAN PRIDE

60. LUIS

    10 October, 2007, 4:57 pm

    P.R.P PUERTO RICAN PRIDE

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