31 Replies to “The love that dare not speak its name”

  1. :wang: Phallus at both ends :wang:

    The Zilla-girls must be jealous.

    Damn :wang: s
    Sorry girls, the Viagra took a while to kick in. The good news is I’m hard for the next 4 hours.

  2. that should read “who’s your papa” damn it way to kill a joke :limp:

  3. first the winnie the pooh prom dress and now smokey the bear is dousing the fire. i can’t bear it, dave!!!

  4. Who knew bears were so well hung that they could make hippo bitch scream? I always figured that’s why they were so angry-teeny weenies. That and being unable to jerk off due to probability of ripping said weenie to shreds with those claws. :wtf:

  5. Hattie the Hippo is forced to grin and bear it, while Betty the Bracheosaur watches in disbelief as her man “hits it” in the woods.

  6. I actually saw this in front of a hotel in Sandusky, Ohio …I figured it just meant they were “pet-friendly”. 😆

  7. I just can’t “bear” miscegination! 🙄 😛 😎 :wtf:

  8. [Comment ID #346168 will appear here]

    Oh Flash, it’s miscegenation and refers to different races, not species interbreeding, but I must say that your avatar suggests you’re “loaded for bear”. 😛

  9. “Uhhh, I was just helping that hippo over the fire hydrant officer…”

    or

    California burns while Smokey the Bear plays the hippo…

  10. [Comment ID #346284 will appear here]

    Oh absolutely I’m loaded for bear, babe! I figured I was probably misspelling that
    word, but as I’ve expostulated before in these missives, I’m sorta lazy. I borrowed
    that avatar of David to see if anyone would notice. :kiss: :thong: :wang: :wtf: :wang:

  11. [Comment ID #346654 will appear here]

    That nekkid one up there. :wang: 😛 :wtf:

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