Fair trade?

1. AnnieB

   11 September, 2007, 12:42 am

   Only in America … 🙄

2. pablo

   11 September, 2007, 1:09 am

   You bastard. You stole my iPod!!!!!!!!!!!

3. pablo

   11 September, 2007, 1:38 am

   Urine contains many ions (electrically charged atoms), which allows the electricity-producing chemical reaction to take place in the urine battery. Other bodily fluids, such as tears, blood, and semen, would work easily as well to activate the battery.

   The Nevada Power & Utility companies have teamed up with the Mustang Ranch. They almost have enough bodily fluids to keep Las Vegas lit (and maybe Reno too).

4. Nikki

   11 September, 2007, 6:03 am

   “Always has been in a case so I don’t get my ass kicked on the subway.”

5. Chris S

   11 September, 2007, 6:36 am

   I’m just curious what this “Stone Cold Super N!@@er” plans on doing with a Singer sewing machine. That is the big :wtf:

6. Nikki

   11 September, 2007, 7:04 am

   Maybe he’s starting his own fashion line?

7. StevieC

   11 September, 2007, 7:13 am

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   Wow, you’ve got one too? I got mine at We B Toys in the Stone Cold aisle. Bought my first ghetto blaster there, years ago ….

8. Spud

   11 September, 2007, 9:06 am

   Yeth, evewy Thtone Cold Thuper Nigger needs a singer.

9. Astryd

   11 September, 2007, 10:45 am

   SCSN has now aquired a Mrs SCSN and she has already begun to mold him to her liking… 😆

10. Bjorn Freeh

    11 September, 2007, 3:50 pm

    I’m pretty sure it’s not really in “perfect” condition…

11. Meagan

    11 September, 2007, 4:46 pm

    Of course, every Stone Cold Super N—er needs a sewing machine to loosen up those pants ’til they’re almost falling off and make a doo-rag in their gang colours.

12. Woman with Kids

    11 September, 2007, 7:03 pm

    Formerly owned by an albino named Scooter.

13. Mandy

    11 September, 2007, 7:17 pm

    samuel jackson’s ipod

14. Nikki

    11 September, 2007, 8:00 pm

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    FTW.

15. Flash Gordon

    11 September, 2007, 8:01 pm

    My pee battery can produce more than that measley
    1.5 volts. I once jump-started a Peterbilt truck
    with it. ❗ :kiss: :wang: 🙄

16. Brad K.

    11 September, 2007, 9:40 pm

    The science of the pee cell seems shaky to me. I would have thought they would use either plain paper and pee, or the copper chloride soaked paper and water. Both CuCl and pee seems redundant and misleading.

    —

    Cindy glowed at the science fair. The judges had awarder her urine-powered battery 3rd prize! She was still happy and thinking of the award when Principal Skinner and her husband walked up and asked, “How did you think of this project, Cindy?” Without really thinking, Cindy told them, “I asked Mom and Dad why they though my flashlight didn’t work, and Dad said *Piss on it* and stomped out of the kitchen. But that got me thinking, and I figured, hey! Pee can make the lines turn pink on my pregnancy test, so why not my flashlight battery!”

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