Failed Valentines Sentiments

1. Bigwavdave

   15 February, 2007, 1:30 am

   Dave – You are one sick puppy – and I love that about you, don’t ever change! Woohoo!

2. Minnie

   15 February, 2007, 1:36 am

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   I concur. 😉

3. Spud

   15 February, 2007, 2:25 am

   Get us a beer while yer up luv… ah, ta, good girl.

4. Anna

   15 February, 2007, 4:44 am

   I know you don’t know me … but I really love you .. I see you every night, when you walk your dogs …

   (and that is a true one)

5. Spud

   15 February, 2007, 6:16 am

   Are your legs tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

   Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

   This is an amazing coincidence . . .I’m single on the day that we meet for the first time.

   You know, being a millionaire can be pretty lonely without someone to share it with.

6. AnnieB

   15 February, 2007, 6:24 am

   Anna, it’s early and I’m on my first cup (of Vodka) but that sounds pretty creepy. Gee, Dave, now you have a stalker who watches you walk your dogs. Isn’t that special? 🙄

7. Ann Blalock

   15 February, 2007, 6:46 am

   Anna – sounds pretty creepy. I’m sure Dave is happy to know he has a stalker.

   Spud – sour cream and chives or loaded???

   I love ya darling … yeah, whatever. Color me not interested.

8. sledge

   15 February, 2007, 7:10 am

   you may be my love puppy but i will not clean up after you

9. Lung the Younger

   15 February, 2007, 7:21 am

   15. You have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen. I must have them for my collection.

   16. Oh by the way, that little romantic gift that I put in the envelope? Don’t go gettin’ the wrong idea. It ain’t a diamond – it’s crystal meth.

   17. Shall I compare thee to a rose – The radiant rapture of perfumed beauty that is your body and the cluster of thorny pricks that worship at your feet. I confess, I am one of those pricks.

   18. Jake’s Motel on Route 15. I can fit you in between 8.30 and 10 on Thursday evening……oh yeah and be my valentine.

   19. Stop worrying my darling, you’re the perfect weight for me. You know how I like it to ripple when I slap it.

10. AnnieB

    15 February, 2007, 7:22 am

    Why not? Licking (cleaning) up is half the fun.

11. AnnieB

    15 February, 2007, 7:41 am

    I’m sure it’s pretty much always rippled.

12. AnnieB

    15 February, 2007, 8:03 am

    Spud … I believe in lust at first sight. Love … well, you have to think about that. A real long time.

13. Meagan

    15 February, 2007, 10:00 am

    I have bronchitis. Wanna kiss me?

    Hmmm… you’ll do.

    My lips feel tingly. Want to rub the feeling back into them? (No, wait, that’s my pick-up line.)

14. Meagan

    15 February, 2007, 10:00 am

    I have bronchitis. Wanna kiss me?

    Hmmm… you’ll do.

    My lips feel tingly. Want to rub the feeling back into them? (No, wait, that’s my pick-up line.)

15. Meagan

    15 February, 2007, 10:02 am

    oopsie 😛

16. chainstay

    15 February, 2007, 11:23 am

    Hi, I know you don’t know me, but I thought I should tell you that my tongue is seven inches long and I can breath through my ears. Would you like to by me a drink?

17. Mikeme

    15 February, 2007, 4:10 pm

    :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: :wang: Forever!!!

18. pablo

    16 February, 2007, 12:32 am

    Here it is!!!!! The stupidest thing I ever said on Valentines Day.

    I do.

    I was a freakin’ moron

19. Anna

    16 February, 2007, 3:31 am

    Pablo 1 – rest 0

20. Mandy

    16 February, 2007, 7:02 am

    Worst one I ever had: “Your tits say rub me, but your eyes say now. :limp:

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