Eep!

Comments database is seriously hosed, either from a bug or spammers. Working on it. Check back tomorrow. This is what I get for joking about ending the site.

Update:
Indi, the genius who runs Positive Fusion, saved the day (and years of comments!) by fixing Davezilla.com again. Positive Fusion has hosted Davezilla.com since 2001 and we couldn’t be happoer about it.

We’re back online.

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35 Replies to “Eep!”

  1. I proclaim post your favorite quote from a movie day!!

    ” I’m way too baked to drive to the Devil’s house. Drive monkey, drive! ” Grandma’s boy

  2. [Comment ID #171117 will be quoted here]

    Pablo The Usurper. Punish him, Dave, punish him.

    But, in case PTU is successful…

    “Wow, Rex, you shot him in the head. How do you feel about that?” Rustler’s Rhapsody

  3. Indi Rocks!

    And following the trend ….

    “Go for Dickie!” Dickie Roberts, Former Child Star

  4. “Mr. McKittrick, after very careful consideration, sir, I’ve come to the conclusion that your new defense system sucks.” -WarGames

    A day without Davezilla is like a day without a good stiff drink. (Thought I was going to say something else, didn’t you?) Thanks Indi!

  5. “I’ve got a bad feeling about this…”
    Han Solo, Star Wars

    “We walk from here…”
    ‘Indi’ana Jones & The Temple Of Doom

    *Dave announcing that he’s shutting down the site – Hilarious!
    *The site actually crashing – Disasterous!
    *Indi saving Dave’s (and our’s) butts – PRICELESS!
    Indi @ Positive Fusion. Don’t run a site without him! 😀

  6. It’s rock candy, but it’s not for eatin it’s just for lookin through. Chief Dan George-The Outlaw Josey Whales.

    I’d like to see the herd that you and Jake could put together…a herd of WHORES maybe. Tommy Lee Jones {Capt. Woodrow F. Call}-Lonesome Dove.

    Work work work how ya doin boys I missed you. Mel Brooks-Blazing Saddles.

    Indi…your so cool.

    Meagan, AnnieB
    Support the cause gals.

    :boob: :thong: :boob:

  7. Del: You play with your balls a lot.
    Neal: I do NOT play with my balls.
    Del: Larry Bird doesn’t do as much ball-handling in one night as you do in an hour!
    Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
    Del: No. I’m simply stating a fact. That’s all. You fidget with your nuts a lot.
    Neal: You know what’d make me happy?
    Del: Another couple of balls, and an extra set of fingers??
    -Planes, Trains and Automobiles

  8. “Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.”

    -Uncle Buck

  9. “They named it San Diego, which in German means a whales vagina.” – Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

    YAY!!! THE WORLD IS RIGHT AGAIN!!! Dave, don’t you EVER joke about ending the site again!

  10. 😆 Pablo, You make me blush… 😳

    I’m a good woman to you, Doc. Don’t I always take care of you? Nobody cares for you like me. I’m a good woman. ~kate~

    Can you follow that? 😆

    Bonus: (one to live by) 😈
    Oh look, I haven’t got time to be Proper, I want to live. I’m a woman, I like men. If that’s Unladylike then I guess I’m not a Lady. At least I’m honest. ~josephine~

  11. Dave, Seems we’re all getting spanked by Karma for our April fools stunts…yeesh!

    THREE CHEERS FOR INDI! 😆 😆 😆

  12. [Comment ID #171509 will be quoted here]

    I’m a Mog. Half man, Half dog. I’m my own best friend.

    John Candy as Barf

  13. “They’ve got a name for people like you. That name is called ‘recidivism.'”

    -Raising Arizona

  14. “That is a waste of a perfectly good white boy” Better off dead

    “That’s what we call a Boeing bomb. It’s just a chunk of frozen doody. You can tell by the peanut”
    “That’s a space peanut” Joe Dirt

    “It’s called a lance, helllllllooooooo” Knights tale

    “What are you doing lying on the bathroom floor?”
    “I need to score some piss man” Orange County

    “I’m not that kind of Angel” Michael

    “Foreign Objects!!!!!!” Ready to Rumble

  15. “It’s an island, babe. If you don’t bring it here, you won’t find it here!” Quinn, Six days, seven nights.

    “Next thing I know, you’ll be dating musicians!”, Steven Seagal, ‘Under Siege’.

    “We’ve got a jumper!”, Van Wilder.

    “Somebody launch Buckman out a torpedo tube, and clear this smoke!”, Captain Tom ‘Welcome Aboard!’ Dodge, Down Periscope.

    “Does your mother know we have sex?
    No, she thinks we conjugate Latin verbs.
    Really?”, Saving Face.

    “Do you know how much it costs to get wood on the moon?”, Eddy Murphy in Pluto Nash.

  16. – Who’s got your undies, Walter? = The Big Lebowski

    – Is that Peter Fuckin’ Frampton? = High Fidelity

    – We had sex. Yes, we had sex. But we never talked.
    Sex is better than talk. Ask anybody in this bar. Talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex. = Hollywood Ending

  17. And my all time favorite:

    I wonder if she actually had an orgasm in the two years we were married or did she fake it that night?

    from: Play it again Sam.

  18. ALL HAIL SIR INDIE!!!
    “Excuse me while I whip this out” – blazing saddles I think
    “Everybody all about the mutha fuckin’ jokes today” – Martin Lawrence in Bad Boys.
    “Look man…I know you don’t smoke weed…I know this. But I’m gonna get you high today. Cause it’s friday, you ain’t got no job, and you ain’t got shit to do.” – Chris Tucker from Friday
    “You’ll have to excuse my friend, he’s a little slow… the town is back that way.” – Jim Carey from Dumb & Dumber.

  19. Blazing Saddles:

    ‘Men are always coming and going… and going and coming… and always too soon!’

    ‘They said you was hung! REPLY: And they were right!’

    ‘What in the wide world of sports is going on here?’

    And of course the best line…

    ‘The sheriff is a’ (bell tolls)

  20. I’m a good woman to you, Doc. Don’t I always take care of you? Nobody cares for you like me. I’m a good woman. ~kate~

    **You are a good woman…
    Then again, you may be the antichrist.** ~Doc Holliday~

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