Definition of an Asshole

Definition of an Asshole

A pink Hummer. Truly, this driver is in league with Satan.

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18 Replies to “Definition of an Asshole”

  1. Everyone knows that 😈 drives a pink Hummer. Notice the plate on the front is from Michigan. In case you didn’t know, Hell IS in Michigan.

    Basically 99% of Hummer owners are assholes anyway. I can’t remember ever seeing one being driven outside a city. People just get them for the status anyway. If you are shooting for the status of “Asshole that likes to waste money” then its a job well done. These things are just an eyesore.

    There is another type of hummer out there that is much better. 💡 Everyone should either give one or receive one today, that is your mission.

    ***sits back and watches world peace ensue…followed by a long nap*** 🙂

  2. Holy Shit! That is NOT a custom color. There is another pink Hummer in Poteau OK, driven by a chick. Now, if she wanted to crawl in the back and let me christen that thing with a real pink Hummer I would be happy to oblige :wang: 👿

  3. [Comment ID #200508 will be quoted here]

    Some big-assed Republican, no doubt. Right, AnnieB?

    😈 👿 :puke: :limp:

  4. Ooh! A cute Barbie car!

    Isn’t this wonderful? Now my ladyfriend can pick me up for tea in her Barbie garden gazebo, and we can decorate her Barbie Dream House, too!

    Won’t Scooby Doo be speechless, that now the Barbie car is cuter than the Mystery Machine!

    Ahem.

    John hated this. Sure, he screwed his secretary at work, he messed with the babysitter, and the neighbor’s girl still sneaks over every Thursday night, and Fridays when the wife went to the Red Hat Club meetings. And, yes, John supposed he had been less than faithful when he played with his band at the Crotch Scratch Inn twice a week – them biker babes was fi-i-ine. But really. Yes, he had planned on trading his old truck for a new F350 Power Stroke.

    But, damn. Last night he wandered home about half past Midnight, to find the locks changed and his drawers and socks scattered on the front lawn, with the title to this .. Oh, God. His truck was gone, her car was locked in the garage, and .. Damn. There he was, and that blasted note started with “I will call the cops if I hear one sound other than that Pussy Pink Hummer starting up”, and ended with “You want the strange pink, well buddy, there the hell it is! You may enjoy a couple of the CD’s – ‘She got the Elevator, I got the Shaft’, ‘I’m Going To the Big D, And I Don’t Mean Dallas’. Hum along with ‘She Let Herself Go’, ‘The Thunder Rolled’, and Dolly Parton’s ‘Jolene’. Just for fun, there is Homer and Jethro’s ‘Hart Brake Hotel’. My lawyer will be waiting for you at work. Don’t be late, or we’ll have the Sheriff run you down like the dog you are.”

    Sheesh. No sense of humor in that woman anymore.

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