Death of Pooh, Part II

1. notsnot

   07 June, 2005, 12:52 am

   holy shit.

2. rust

   07 June, 2005, 1:12 am

   oh bother!
   Stuff and stuffing!

   (Where’s Sterling Holloway when you need him the most?)

3. TinaMarie

   07 June, 2005, 1:15 am

   Pooh got stuck………
   in Rabbits tight hole……..
   …………………..
   And there is a problem with that? This sounds like something my husband dreams of…and smiles in his sleep.

   I’m confused. ❗

4. rust

   07 June, 2005, 1:22 am

   Well, TinaMarie, if you need someone to demonstrate it for you, I *am* technically single and totally without ethics or morals!

5. Ray

   07 June, 2005, 2:01 am

   TinaMarie, your husband is constipated?

6. TinaMarie

   07 June, 2005, 2:23 am

   😀 Ray, you are a bad boy. But I like you!

   And while constipation is not my husband’s thing, the “tight hole” part–well, just take that as evidence of his sexual preference.

   Speaking of tight holes, I need to go now. My husband is looking hungry. No comments, Ray. You know what I mean. :wang: 😎

7. TinaMarie

   07 June, 2005, 2:25 am

   p.s. Rust, you made my day. Every girl needs a nice guy like you to offer her wild, animal sex once or twice a day. At least. It keeps our skin looking fresh and young.

   Or something like that. 😎

8. rust

   07 June, 2005, 2:33 am

   woohoo! gonna have wet dreams tonight!

   note to self: change bedding tomorrow.

9. Kirk

   07 June, 2005, 2:41 am

   Pooh-p?!? (seriously confused about the above comments) :wtf:

10. Lung the Younger

    07 June, 2005, 3:15 am

    Did Christopher Robin by chance grow up to be Hugh Hefner? All that bunny touching.

11. Spud

    07 June, 2005, 3:32 am

    I sense a theme developing with Pooh.

    very bloody clever dave.

    what could possibly happen to Pooh in episode 3 ??

    trampled to death by eyore?
    eaten alive by tigger?
    beaten to a pulp by piglet
    thumped into next week by roo?

    I am standing here beside myself with expectation…

    😀

12. Mandy

    07 June, 2005, 6:19 am

    Part III Christopher Robbin shares a jail cell with Michael Jackson :wtf:

13. Nikki

    07 June, 2005, 7:23 am

    My children must never ever find this website.

14. Merth

    07 June, 2005, 9:10 am

    This is great… Now, to plot the demise of the wiggles!

15. wookiee

    07 June, 2005, 9:23 am

    If he’s stuffed with fluff he ought to be roasted over a campfire, not cooked in a pot; silly Rabbit.

16. M&M

    07 June, 2005, 10:20 am

    Dear little Christopher wouldn’t have had to worry if he had been wearing these :thong: Someone would have come to his aid.

    http://forgetmenotpanties.contagiousmedia.org

17. Sean Peters

    07 June, 2005, 11:37 am

    Oh my God! They killed Pooh! Those bastards!

    Sean

18. Esther

    07 June, 2005, 12:09 pm

    I like this way more than I should, methinks. 😈

19. M&M

    07 June, 2005, 7:42 pm

    Oh, I forgot… :wang::wang: <---- Spud standing beside himself in expectation ?

20. M&M

    07 June, 2005, 7:44 pm

    Messed 19 up…. will figure this out yet. That was Spud standing beside himself in expectation.

21. DK

    07 June, 2005, 10:01 pm

    This is Bambi versus Godzilla all over again. You’re warped, Mr. Dave! :java:

22. Susan

    07 June, 2005, 10:50 pm

    😕 Reminds me of the days when you used to microwave my bear at the mirror, dave … at least you are consistant (as am I, who stood you up for dinner because your email is full and I forgot I had an event at Habermans tonight … so sorry). PS: How does one contact you? And why are these people up all night reading about the adventures of Pooh?

23. Psique

    08 June, 2005, 12:14 pm

    😈 Always wanted to see that stupid piece of bear dying :lol::lol::lol:

24. Nicholle

    09 June, 2005, 1:02 pm

    My uncle (a very wise man with an endless supply of dirty jokes) used to say that as a child it was okay to call it ‘Winnie the Pooh’, but as an adult you should speak like an adult and call it ‘Winnie the Shit.’

    I always thought Christopher Robin was a bit gay. Piglet too, come to think of it.

25. Schwingo

    12 June, 2005, 5:48 pm

    That’s not funny!!

    🙁

    🙁

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