Complete this sentence #19

1. Esther

   26 February, 2005, 12:13 am

   “If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my secret stash of whips and chains and nibbled on my tied-up ninjas, I’d have $17 by now.”

2. mikeB

   26 February, 2005, 1:22 am

   I have a ninja costume. Can I come over?

3. julie

   26 February, 2005, 1:35 am

   If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my bathroom and nibbled on my ‘spensive soap, I’d have $17 by now.

4. Spud

   26 February, 2005, 2:29 am

   “If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my loo and nibbled on my paper, I’d have $17 by now.”

   :boxers:

5. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

   26 February, 2005, 3:36 am

   “If I had a HAMMER for every time an alpaca stumbled into my nether regions :thong: and nibbled on my little man in the boat, :wtf: I’d have a VERY SORE commando region :undies: by now.”

   😛

   G-d, how I missed the Internets …

   Good to be “home,” eh!

   😎

   Peace from D.C. …

   :kiss:

6. Spud

   26 February, 2005, 5:09 am

   Bwahahhahahaa!

   I just spat coffee!

   “little man in the boat”

   damn Stacy that was a crack up 😀

7. wantwit

   26 February, 2005, 5:40 am

   :limp::wang:

8. rust

   26 February, 2005, 9:43 am

   “If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my finca and nibbled on my pasto, I’d have $17 by now.”

9. rust

   26 February, 2005, 9:45 am

   uhhh… Stacy?

   Have you been getting enough sex lately? — ’cause your comment was pointedly graphic.

   But, it’s OK, I’m sure that all the guys liked it!

10. mikeB

    26 February, 2005, 10:37 am

    If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my :boxers: and nibbled on my :wang:, I’d have a chewed up :limp: by now.

    And some nickels.

11. JFLY

    26 February, 2005, 11:23 am

    If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my neck of the woods and nibbled on my beaver, I’d have $17 by now.

12. mikeB

    26 February, 2005, 11:24 am

    Can’t stop watching that video. The animation is great!

13. Commando Stacy, Official Davezirra Bad Kitty

    26 February, 2005, 11:41 am

    Aaaaaactually… this little kitty’s been extremely satisfied in THAT department lately, boyz … thanks for asking, though.

    😈

14. Lace Valentine

    26 February, 2005, 1:30 pm

    “If I had a pickle for every time an alpaca stumbled into my Dalai Lama Salvador Dali painting and nibbled on my mucho poco tomato taco, I’d have 17 dills by now.”

15. Lace Valentine

    26 February, 2005, 1:36 pm

    “If I got some :undies: every time I suavely bought :java: for the :boobs: at the bar then maybe instead of a last minute :kiss: before she ran up the fire escape I would have received some :wang::razz:”

16. JFLY

    26 February, 2005, 2:57 pm

    If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my :boobs::boobs: and nibbled on my :wang:, I’d be a transexual.

17. JFLY

    26 February, 2005, 2:59 pm

    If I had a pickle for every time an alpaca stumbled into :boobs::boobs: and nibbled on my :wang:, I’d be a very content transexual.

18. Nikki

    26 February, 2005, 5:04 pm

    Where’s the icon for ‘scrubbing my eyes out with soap’?

19. JFLY

    26 February, 2005, 5:19 pm

    Where’s your sense of humor, Nikki? Jeez!

20. JFLY

    26 February, 2005, 5:27 pm

    Like Esther’s wasn’t kinky…

21. Fran

    27 February, 2005, 12:26 am

    “If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my silo and nibbled on my corn, I’d have $17 by now.”

    Or was that stumbled into my shoe, I wouldn’t need a podiatrist.

22. rust

    27 February, 2005, 12:27 am

    “If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my cabaña and nibbled on my empanadas, I’d have $17 by now.”

23. Kenn

    27 February, 2005, 12:59 am

    If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my underground lair whilst I was busy concocting diabolical plans, I’d still be broke. But if I had a different nickel for every time a certain person devoured my delicious cheesy goodness and nibbled on my moist cake, I’d have $17 by now.

24. Esther

    27 February, 2005, 4:23 am

    Kenn wins. lol

    JFLY, have your transexuals call my tied-up ninjas. We’ll do lunch.:twisted:

25. frisko

    27 February, 2005, 11:31 am

    Only on Davezilla can I read sexual refrences to alpacas, boats and underware on Sunday morning.

26. JFLY

    27 February, 2005, 12:17 pm

    I know this great little South American place…:lol:

27. toad

    27 February, 2005, 7:18 pm

    i am a bitch of the devil
    👿

28. toad

    27 February, 2005, 7:20 pm

    yo bitch niggaz :boobs::boobs::boobs::boobs::wang::wang::wang::wang::wang:

29. rust

    27 February, 2005, 8:58 pm

    “If I had a nickel for every time an alpaca stumbled into my wierdo website and nibbled on my nude photos of hiltons, I’d have $17 by now.”

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