20 Replies to “Cloning Scarlett”

  1. [quote comment=”543987″]is there a rule that all crazy people have to poor grammar and unfinished thoughts? :dead:[/quote]
    Comes from staring at that lovely ass, sweetie! I’m quite sure you cause paralysis. At least that’s what I think it is. Part of me is getting hard.
    :wang:

  2. You know, this kinda makes me proud to be Canadian! Beautiful how CanWest has managed to turn so much of Canada’s media into mediocre.

  3. JUST REMIND ME PLEASE, THERE’S CONJUGAL VISITS, RIGHT? IN JAIL THAT IS… CUZ I’D LIKE TO CONTROL THE BODY OF SCARLETT AND MANDY (I HAVE A GERMAN MINI-CLONER 2009) AND 10 YEARS GOES BY RATHER QUICK WHEN YOU ARE HAVING FUN…

    “the original Scarlett is a nice person and not damn sexy …” i ask, is it possible to have a damn sexy woman that’s not nice…?

  4. [quote comment=”the original Scarlett is a nice person and not damn sexy …”] i ask, is it possible to have a damn sexy woman that’s not nice…?[/quote]

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… Tyra Banks

  5. [quote comment=”544930″][quote comment=”the original Scarlett is a nice person and not damn sexy …”] i ask, is it possible to have a damn sexy woman that’s not nice…?[/quote]

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… Tyra Banks[/quote]

    Ummm …. no thanks Dave. I’ll stick with my original Mandy request.

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  7. [quote comment=”545182″]Um, can I get a clone or two of me to go please? That way one of me can go to work, while I complete my plan for world domination! :evil:[/quote]

    If you’ll put world domination, I’ll provide you with a few moi clones if you’ll spank Harper back to the frozen wastelands of Alberta where he belongs.

  8. on behalf of all normal canadians i would like to say that this person’s view of the world in no way reflects the……wait i can’t represent normal fucking canadians nor can any other canuckistani blogger here. nevermind. 😳

  9. [quote comment=”545442″][quote comment=”545182″]Um, can I get a clone or two of me to go please? That way one of me can go to work, while I complete my plan for world domination! :evil:[/quote]

    If you’ll put world domination, I’ll provide you with a few moi clones if you’ll spank Harper back to the frozen wastelands of Alberta where he belongs.[/quote]

    Done and done. 👿

  10. [quote comment=”544930″][quote comment=”the original Scarlett is a nice person and not damn sexy …”] i ask, is it possible to have a damn sexy woman that’s not nice…?[/quote]

    Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… Tyra Banks[/quote]
    again i ask… cuz my argument is “if she ain’t nice she ain’t sexy!” and Tyra Banks is not on my sexy list… but thanks for trying… play again next time…

    ps. reference Zilla girls for an example of nice n sexy – a lot like sweet n spicy flavor (when they are naughty they are nice) 🙂

  11. [quote comment=”545456″]I like the idea of being a clone and pissing off the Original Person with my antics.[/quote]
    that could be soooo much fun!!! i would max my credit cards and tell my clone try to get the bailout.

  12. [quote comment=”543987″]is there a rule that all crazy people have to poor grammar and unfinished thoughts? :dead:[/quote]
    yeah thats right and what the shit is this ? How does these things come in print??? Absurd… 😯

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