Bigfoot will invest in your pyramid scheme

Bigfoot will invest in your pyramid scheme

Love this! Each State’s Most Embarrassing Google Searches.

My state of Michigan’s searches were:
MICHIGAN: Bigfoot evidence / pyramid scheme / Little Caesars (pizza chain) / Lou Bega—Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of)

Analysis: If you can lure Bigfoot out of the woods with pizza and catchy songs you can probably convince him to invest in your pyramid scheme.

Curious what type of searches I’ll get after posting this.

Fantasy Movies that Should Have Been

Fantasy Movies that Should Have Been

  • 50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dirty Secrets
  • Percy Jackson: The Panty Thief
  • Star Trek: The Next Penetration
  • Hunger Games: Catching Herpes
  • Hellboy: The Golden G-String
  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Eros
  • The Lion, The Witch and the Slutty Wardrobe
  • Invasion of the Booty Snatchers
  • How to Tame Your “Dragon”

What fantasy movies did you think up?