Caption Time #95

1. Master Solace

   03 February, 2006, 12:07 am

   it’s the new Starbucks coffee size…they call it, CheCosaLaScopata…Italian for what the fuck!

2. tinamarie

   03 February, 2006, 12:10 am

   The refreshment stand at the Phish reunion concert. Mmmmmm, munchies. 8)

3. brian

   03 February, 2006, 12:55 am

   Go ahead, it’s an O’douls.

4. Esther

   03 February, 2006, 1:05 am

   As the Man Juice Festival of ’06 gets underway, Joe wonders if the bratwurst stand is open yet.

5. Spud

   03 February, 2006, 1:14 am

   I only had one beer oshifer…

   :geek:

6. April

   03 February, 2006, 1:35 am

   Pixies and their Dixie cups…

7. karan

   03 February, 2006, 1:50 am

   “Well the boss said everyone could only have one alcoholic drink…”

8. JFLY

   03 February, 2006, 2:37 am

   Now that’s what I call a pint of Guinness! :wang:

9. Lung the Younger

   03 February, 2006, 3:33 am

   Dude, someone dropped their acid into the punch bowl again….

10. mitch

    03 February, 2006, 6:05 am

    In drinking, as in all other manly exercises, size does matter.

11. Anna

    03 February, 2006, 6:25 am

    It’s the cups that are regular size!!!

12. Nikki

    03 February, 2006, 6:28 am

    Free Pints for Hobbitses

13. Aevyta

    03 February, 2006, 6:30 am

    OOh! I’ve actually seen this before.. aparently, it was a company picnic and they could only have one cup of beer and some smart ass supplied the appropriate size of cup.

14. Paladinman

    03 February, 2006, 6:40 am

    All that beer and no women…Damn shame! :thong:

15. John K

    03 February, 2006, 6:43 am

    ” BUCKET BRIGADE ” the line starts here.

    So much for pissing in a cup!

16. cbatdux

    03 February, 2006, 7:27 am

    The Lilliputian Work Brigade takes a grog break after tying Gulliver down. That’s GLUM on the right thinking “It’ll never work, the ropes will never hold. We’re doomed. Doom and Gloom, Gloom and Depair!”

17. cbatdux

    03 February, 2006, 7:29 am

    ****NOTICE*****
    THIS IS NOT DAVEZILLA.

    YOU HAVE BEEN INFECTED WITH BLACKWORM.

    CORE DUMPED.

    BWAHAHAHA.

    ****NOTICE*****

18. Marcus

    03 February, 2006, 7:35 am

    “Harry Potter got drunk at his birthday party.” 🙄

    I wish I could try that microwave thing, but I have no American money. 😆

19. Craig

    03 February, 2006, 7:54 am

    “Dude, have you seen my cup o’ beer? I can’t seem to find it. Oh well, i guess i’ll drive home now.” 😈

20. B Hamm

    03 February, 2006, 8:52 am

    The college physics class found another great use for Professor Finkle’s enlarging ray.

21. girl

    03 February, 2006, 9:40 am

    newsflash (8:00am): 7-11 releases Super Super Jumbo Big Gulp!

    newsflash (9:00am): All local stores run out of toilet paper due to everyone in the United States pissing like crazy.

22. Melissa

    03 February, 2006, 10:21 am

    “But honey, the super extra large was only $5 more AND you get free refills!!”

23. Lace Valentine

    03 February, 2006, 10:43 am

    “Drink Me”

    –Alice in Wonderland

24. Bjorn Freeh

    03 February, 2006, 10:52 am

    …in a related item, Haliburton has denied padding costs in its no-bid cost-plus contract to distribute bubblegum flavored Bird Flu antiviral elxiir.

25. MrDoug

    03 February, 2006, 11:22 am

    Ok random drug test, line forms to the right you need to fill the cup with your urine sample

26. prtyprincess7104

    03 February, 2006, 11:47 am

    It’s our newest sized disposible cup, Go all day on just one cup, just fill i6t and go!

    wtf, this is crazy good,LOL :wtf:

27. Danny T

    03 February, 2006, 12:14 pm

    George W. Bush’s graduation party. Oh. Thats how he lost his brain cells!!

28. Danny T

    03 February, 2006, 12:16 pm

    Next table is the 2 foot wide 3 foot long cocaine line, to help additional beer sales

29. kate

    03 February, 2006, 12:39 pm

    “no noh ofeeserr i didn’t drink more tha un kup go lookit it just barley fit in the trunk ha ha zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”[Comment ID #21245 will be quoted here]

30. Peaches

    03 February, 2006, 1:17 pm

    There is nothing like a good “Cordova Ice Worm Day” celebration!!

    :puke:

31. Lace Valentine

    03 February, 2006, 3:18 pm

    “Soooo… Who’s turn next with number 33?”

32. Peaches

    03 February, 2006, 3:34 pm

    Lace Valentine………..have you been drinking from those cups?

33. dawn

    03 February, 2006, 6:58 pm

    is this how nerds have a garbage pail punch party?

    college was fun…eerrrrr…the parts I remember, anyway

34. cbatdux

    03 February, 2006, 10:10 pm

    Tsk Tsk Lace – 33 was 13 or so.

35. Wendyfb

    04 February, 2006, 3:45 am

    Good thing they are DRINKING from them and not giving a sample.. can you imagine!?!?!?!?! :wtf:

36. bert

    04 February, 2006, 9:09 am

    I’d like to see the pics the photographer took after his free sample. 😛

37. Jazzy

    04 February, 2006, 1:45 pm

    Loooky here – THE ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITEE!! :boob:

38. Ron

    05 February, 2006, 9:21 am

    Who’s the idiot that gave us 4ft beer cups and a 6in porta-potty? :wtf:

39. kevo

    05 February, 2006, 11:15 am

    Doctor said only 1 glass a day :puke:

40. Dennis Bookhart

    05 February, 2006, 10:22 pm

    “Okay, who cooked this meal and is, therefore, responsible for us needing all these barf buckets?” ❓

41. hippychick

    07 February, 2006, 11:30 pm

    [Comment ID #21286 will be quoted here]
    What brain cells. He didn’t have any to begin with!

42. Kinyou

    16 February, 2006, 3:29 pm

    Announcer: “For all teenagers, only one glass of alcohol. For adults unlimited!”

    Random Teenager Number One: “Fuck, only one cup of beer? That’s bullshit!”

    Random Teenager Number Two: “Wow, I guess buying these extremely large cups wasn’t such a bad idea. LARGE CUPS FOR ALL TEENS! Adults, fuck off!”

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