Caption Time #40

1. Chad Brandos

   02 March, 2005, 12:06 am

   Virgin Control Center, All the tools you’ll need to easily operate a Windows computer:
   – Keyboard
   – Wireless Mouse
   – Joystick
   – Dozen toggles
   – Two keypads
   – Three rows of indicator lights
   – Five dials
   – Radar screen

   Mac Control Center, what you need to easily operate an Apple Computer:
   – The Mac
   – Keyboard
   – Mouse

2. frisko

   02 March, 2005, 12:38 am

   Dave, your freaking the Lazara out!
   However to be pithy and funny….I say “OH WEE OH –WAY OH” from the looks of things those tights and such really itch. Poor buggers!

3. Esther

   02 March, 2005, 12:42 am

   I didn’t know they made condoms out of hay!:wang:

   Damn, learn sumthin’ new every day.

4. frisko

   02 March, 2005, 12:47 am

   Lest we forget to visit the pavillion where warm booger sandwiches are available for only $1.00!
   Healthier than McDonalds, at a fraction of the cost!
   All proceeds go to the Contact Dermitis foundation.

5. kismet

   02 March, 2005, 12:53 am

   Someone get me a match. Please get me a match. 😈

6. A

   02 March, 2005, 1:42 am

   da new Klan outfits.

   ok, that was a bad one. :java:

7. Spud

   02 March, 2005, 3:05 am

   Hayy will command the harvest

   Hayy is coming

   The humans are weak

   When you look up at the evening sky, know that we have conquered 48.729% of the known universe

   WE ARE HAYY

   😕

8. Lung the Younger

   02 March, 2005, 3:21 am

   It looks like a casting for the Addams Family Christmas Special.

9. Tian

   02 March, 2005, 3:42 am

   It is the next Star Wars movie: “Attack of the Straw Droids”

10. Splee

    02 March, 2005, 5:25 am

    ‘Tampax for Female Giants’ was the newest form of corporal punishment in Wonderland.

11. Anna

    02 March, 2005, 6:10 am

    Cousin It ‘s been into clonin.

    It looks as though they’re barefoot. I figured they were a little strange … but barefoot!!

12. mikeB

    02 March, 2005, 6:46 am

    Ohio Welcoming Committee.

13. Olly

    02 March, 2005, 8:02 am

    Hi-ho, hi-ho, its off to HELL:evil: we go, with a bucket and spade and a hand grenade, hi-ho, hi-ho hi-ho hi-ho.

14. JFLY

    02 March, 2005, 8:49 am

    They wanna play “find the needle” 😀

15. Merth

    02 March, 2005, 8:54 am

    A messenger arrives informing Macbeth that Birnam Woods is marching on Dunsinane.

    :java:

16. Cheap Date

    02 March, 2005, 12:26 pm

    The Annual Tamale Festival kicks off with the “HUSKS ON PARADE” event. 😀

17. Esther

    02 March, 2005, 1:12 pm

    Keep up teh funny, everyone, work is dragging!:mrgreen:

18. JFLY

    02 March, 2005, 2:45 pm

    Naked scarecrows

19. Mandy

    02 March, 2005, 2:49 pm

    Where brooms go to die :dead:

20. Baines

    02 March, 2005, 3:42 pm

    The broom parade turnout was the lowest it had been in years.

21. Poofles

    02 March, 2005, 3:51 pm

    Swiffers’ new in-house mascot appearances were not well-received.

22. TinaMarie

    02 March, 2005, 3:52 pm

    The Straw Broom Society on their somber march to the yearly bonfire, where they shuck their clothing and dance naked about the fire while roasting wienies and marshmallows.

    **you take that any way you want to**

23. (not sayin')

    02 March, 2005, 4:02 pm

    I take weinies any way I want to. :wang:

24. Mandy

    02 March, 2005, 4:03 pm

    What’s this about dancing naked in the snow with weinies? I am THERE! :java:

25. mikeB

    02 March, 2005, 4:19 pm

    If Mandy is dancing naked, I guarantee will be there too. :wang::wang::wang:

26. Mandy

    02 March, 2005, 4:43 pm

    Why did I not see that coming? 😕

27. mikeB

    02 March, 2005, 4:46 pm

    You said coming. :wang:
    (regresses back to 6th grade)

28. Obi Wan Canollis

    02 March, 2005, 4:51 pm

    “During filming of the Two Towers, we found the scene with the Ents was quite popular, so we added a scene with the Hay Herders marching on Isingard, but no one seemed to buy it.” :limp:
    — Peter Jackson

29. frisko

    02 March, 2005, 6:19 pm

    I think MikeB and Mandy know each other.

30. jen

    02 March, 2005, 6:43 pm

    I’m not a haystack, but I play one on TV.

31. Lurker Tim

    02 March, 2005, 6:47 pm

    We are the grassmen, mighty mighty grass men! w00t!

32. Davezilla

    02 March, 2005, 9:50 pm

    Something Wicker This Way Comes

33. Lace Valentine

    02 March, 2005, 10:32 pm

    “We are the hollow men
    We are the stuffed men
    Leaning together
    Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
    Our dried voices, when
    We whisper together
    Are quiet and meaningless
    As wind in dry grass
    Or rats’ feet over broken glass
    In our dry cellar…”

    –T.S. Eliot

34. Lung the Younger

    03 March, 2005, 9:35 am

    The ghosts of Christmas Trees Past.

35. Somebaudy

    03 March, 2005, 10:48 am

    The Gate were in Central Park… Now they’re alive, they’re hungry and they’re getting closer !

36. Chris

    03 March, 2005, 12:17 pm

    Alasken Luau

37. enfanta

    03 March, 2005, 11:09 pm

    A fresh supply of straw men make their way to the White House.

38. .jpeg

    04 March, 2005, 2:35 pm

    Any one have a match:twisted:
    they are all clowns in straw.
    they must all burn, lest the clowns will eat Esther.

39. girl

    05 March, 2005, 3:41 pm

    New Jersey’s answer to “The Gates.”

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