Caption Time #35

1. jen

   18 January, 2005, 12:07 am

   If you think these bits are cool, just wait till the “Value-added Adult pack arrives”.

2. Spud

   18 January, 2005, 12:07 am

   Without Natalie’s input, Dave found it perplexing to put on his face this morning.

   😀

3. Lace Valentine

   18 January, 2005, 12:24 am

   Magritte meets Mr. Potato Head.

4. Lace Valentine

   18 January, 2005, 12:34 am

   
   “And I have known the eyes already, known them all—
   The eyes that fix you in a formulated phrase,
   And when I am formulated, sprawling on a pin,
   When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall,
   Then how should I begin
   To spit out all the butt-ends of my days and ways?”

   –T.S. Eliot

5. Esther

   18 January, 2005, 1:10 am

   Why the blank face?:(

6. Bert

   18 January, 2005, 1:26 am

   He was by all accounts a well-rounded hockey player, but his specialty was the face-off.

7. mikeB

   18 January, 2005, 6:25 am

   “Young Billy aalways found himself being taken at face value.”

8. Nikki

   18 January, 2005, 7:16 am

   Don’t fall to pieces on us now.

9. Olly

   18 January, 2005, 7:20 am

   Thats really quite disturbing for some reason 😕

10. mikeB

    18 January, 2005, 7:40 am

    It’s kind of facetious. 😛

11. frisko

    18 January, 2005, 8:11 am

    That gives a whole new meaning to “putting on your face” in the morning.

    running away…………

12. Anna

    18 January, 2005, 8:34 am

    How about the other bodyparts? Stick-on too?
    (Like I said yesterday: :boobs::boobs: and :wang::wang: will be mentioned!!!)

13. JD

    18 January, 2005, 8:50 am

    Has it occurred to anyone else that none of the eyes on his desk match? This guy’s gonna look like Kate Bosworth :wtf:

14. ReV.JeLLyBaBy

    18 January, 2005, 8:51 am

    This brings a WHOLE new meaning to the term “picking your nose”.

    😕

15. frisko

    18 January, 2005, 10:30 am

    Hi Ya ReV!!!!!

16. rust

    18 January, 2005, 10:39 am

    Researcher Paddy O’Head demonstrates his revolutionary cosmetic surgery solution inspired by Michael Jackson’s experiences. In the background is the dedicated processor that manipulates the facial implants to mimic everyday expressions. Hasbro Inc, Pawtucket, RI (HAS) has expressed an interest in renewing Dr Nicholas Negroponte’s infamous “talking head” project at MIT’s Multimedia Lab and is expected to bankroll O’Head’s innovative work.

17. Nikki

    18 January, 2005, 10:47 am

    Rev!

18. Fishy

    18 January, 2005, 12:12 pm

    So *that’s* what Michael Jackson looks like without make-up. 💡

19. Lace Valentine

    18 January, 2005, 2:21 pm

    I wish I had a cherry wood secretary like that.

    Writing on cherry wood would take me back to an earlier era, perhaps Victorian or Edwardian. Poe would come over to pick his pipe and we’d have a smoke, but then he’d say it would never compare to Virginia tobacco back home, or the fact he first made love to an older woman in a field of tobacco leaves, quoting phrases from James Fenimore Cooper.

    If I had a cherry wood secretary I could repeat to myself olde world verses from William Morris, let the succulent liquid sounds woo the woodland fairies to my window as if I lived in a masque of purpled masquerade.

    If I had a cherry wood secretary I would have the free choices of which face to present to my maid, my butler, my mistress and my wife. I could visit my male companions for a drink at The Golden Stork and not worry about feminine conversation, which never dared dallied on politics or the Suez Canal.

    I remember reading in the papers, Twain was visiting Italy, sending back picturesque articles to a rag in New York, and he wanted nothing more than to get back to his cherry wood secretary!

20. TinaMarie

    18 January, 2005, 2:25 pm

    Lace Valentine, I am not sure that what you’re seeing is a cherry wood secretary.

    It looks more like an unfinished pine person of indistinct occupation. But if it turns you on to think of him/her/it as a cherry wood secretary, you do that.

    Personally, I don’t want to think too much about what ‘wood’ :wang: that person might be sporting. ❗

21. wantwit

    18 January, 2005, 2:39 pm

    this is how corneas get scratched.

22. Lace Valentine

    18 January, 2005, 7:48 pm

    TinaMaria, My dear, my misinformed and confused pigeon, a secretary is a desk.

    If you must sport morning wood through your head all day, however imagined, that’s not our concern. Ah! Why is beauty wasted on the youth?–it’s all they have, after all!

23. Mandy

    18 January, 2005, 7:49 pm

    I may not be able to sleep after seeing this. ❗

24. Minnie

    19 January, 2005, 12:19 pm

    Yay! Rev is back!

25. TinaMarie

    19 January, 2005, 3:22 pm

    Lace Valentine,

    I know that it’s a desk. I just couldn’t avoid being a total smart-ass.

26. wantwit

    19 January, 2005, 3:30 pm

    Tina, no. A TOTAL SMART-ASS would have pointed out that the piece of furniture in question is not a secretary but actually an industrial-sized tool chest. sheesh, women, they wouldn’t know a hammer if it hit em on the head.

27. wantwit

    19 January, 2005, 3:31 pm

    oh and the tool chest is made of painted aluminum. :geek:

28. Nikki

    19 January, 2005, 7:58 pm

    I’d say Craftsman, but it’s not cherry red.

29. Dima

    19 January, 2005, 8:55 pm

    That’s creepy, looks a lot like Jacqueline Saburido (it takes a nerve to look at her photo).

30. darksky©

    21 January, 2005, 9:32 pm

    Todays top story, Michael Jackson’s final plastic surgery!

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