20 Replies to “Caption Time #287”

  1. When she told the hula girl that she wanted to eat her, the poor hula girl didn’t fully understand what Betty Sue Jo Bob Hicks had in mind.

    re: link of the day – Would someone wake me up when Sacha Baron Cohen’s 15 minutes are up?
    :puke:

  2. Three more Mai Tai please – What are you guys having? :puke:

    We worship at the feet of the goddess of the swollen red tongue :wtf:

  3. The link of the day and the video of the day both have WAY!! to much P-nes limp: going on, as for “cousin It” I do not want to be anywhere near there when the one on the floor lifts up all that hair? She might just find to much P-nes going on as well. :puke: :

  4. [quote comment=”633548″]so the grass covers the big kahuna’s big kahuna? :puke:[/quote]

    And the carpet doesn’t match the curtains. double :puke:

  5. What is that green thing on her leg?
    Irma Jean having won the redneck princess contest receives her much needed approval from her runner up sister in law and her hawaiian shirted body double.

  6. Is she begging for King come-on-I-wanna-lei-ya or lick ya with my big red… ? :puke:

  7. Yes the dye job went quite well, but I beg of you, at least let us trim the hair on your back!

  8. For those that don’t already know…Michael Jackson died of cardiac arrest today…Dunno if thats a good or a bad thing…

  9. [quote comment=”633596″]For those that don’t already know…Michael Jackson died of cardiac arrest today…Dunno if thats a good or a bad thing…[/quote]
    in what way does that have ANYTHING to do with THAT ( :puke: )

  10. It’s way off topic, but then, so is this site. Since he brought it up, here’s a terrible “too soon?” joke.

    Farrah Fawcett dies of cancer. She is immediately ushered into Heaven and asked to talk to God. God tells her that she led a good life and she did so much to help others that he would grant her a single wish.

    “All I would want, is for all the children in the world to be safe,” she asks.

    So God kills Michael Jackson…

  11. [quote post=”3830″]It’s way off topic, but then, so is this site. Since he brought it up, here’s a terrible “too soon?” joke.
    Farrah Fawcett dies of cancer. She is immediately ushered into Heaven and asked to talk to God. God tells her that she led a good life and she did so much to help others that he would grant her a single wish.
    “All I would want, is for all the children in the world to be safe,” she asks.
    So God kills Michael Jackson…[/quote]

    That is terrible….It is too soon… it WAS kinda funny though… 😮

  12. [quote comment=”633708″]It’s way off topic, but then, so is this site. Since he brought it up, here’s a terrible “too soon?” joke.

    Farrah Fawcett dies of cancer. She is immediately ushered into Heaven and asked to talk to God. God tells her that she led a good life and she did so much to help others that he would grant her a single wish.

    “All I would want, is for all the children in the world to be safe,” she asks.

    So God kills Michael Jackson…[/quote]

    Damn Dave, did you check that one with your brain before you let it fly? Too soon, too sick.

  13. [quote comment=”633708″]It’s way off topic, but then, so is this site. Since he brought it up, here’s a terrible “too soon?” joke.

    Farrah Fawcett dies of cancer. She is immediately ushered into Heaven and asked to talk to God. God tells her that she led a good life and she did so much to help others that he would grant her a single wish.

    “All I would want, is for all the children in the world to be safe,” she asks.

    So God kills Michael Jackson…[/quote]

    *smile*

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