21 Replies to “Caption Time #275”

  1. This Coliseum was built thanks to a foundation that included a consortium of most of our debtors…..

    ….or to put it another way, most of our debtors are in the foundations of this building.

  2. Vinnie’s logo is a copy of the Cadillac logo, so if Vinnie is a Cadillac ….

    He’s got a wide, plush seat. Check
    He’s bigger than everyone else. Check
    He’s butt-ugly, no matter what the angle. Check
    His suspension sags. Check
    When you look at him, one of your first thoughts is “funeral”. Check
    The only reason a woman likes him is because they think there is money involved. Check
    The left signal light is on. Check
    He’s high maintenance with questionable quality. Check
    He’s got a trunk that will hold at least 4 bodies. Check
    The nose sticks out as much as the trunk does. Check
    He thinks he’s classy but he’s got nothing on the Europeans. Check
    He’s tacky. Check
    You wouldn’t want him to land on you. Check

    Yep, Vinnie is a Cad Who Lacks alright.

  3. -i like the woman who decided to rest her chin on his head.
    -i like how the flower arrangement obscures his food.
    -i like the broad on v.b’s. right having a smoke waiting for it to be over.
    -i like how v.b’s. russet rug matches the oversized blue blockers.
    -i like that v.b. could double fist pepper and salt if he needed to.
    -i like the irony of karen black standing under the black logo.
    -i like the asian in the see-through toga.
    -i like the woman on v.b’s. left discreetly wearing the “women who hate men” organization’s flag as a dress.
    -i like that right after this photo vinnie was heard to say “noww fukkkovvv and bring me a bucket.” :puke: :puke:

  4. [quote comment=”628041″]Somewhere in Utah…[/quote]

    Would you believe Greenwich Village BWD? A dinner theater, no less.

    StevieC, he’s known as “The Cadillac of Caterers” (apparently only according to him) and the place has been referred to as the Taj Mahal of Tastelessness. Gee, wonder why.

    Ziti all around!

    Friday’s Question is: Would Don Corleone eat at Vinnie’s and if so, would Vinnie live to tell the tale? 😛

  5. [quote comment=”628046″]he’s about to die of a massive coronary on that one :evil:[/quote]

    If he did, I’d be willing to step in and take his place in that pic. :wang:

  6. [quote comment=”628038″]It takes all six of them to find his micro penis. :troll:[/quote]

    LOL Chris!

    I bet they’re thinking – God, if it was only as big as these arms it might be worth it… 😛

  7. vinny’s smiling because he’s about to eat about 15,000 calories for a snack The women are smiling because he will soon die.
    The blond sitting on the right looks apprehensive as she is the one that will have to give CPR
    Vinnnie has more chins than a chinese phone book

  8. [quote comment=”628050″][quote comment=”628038″]It takes all six of them to find his micro penis. :troll:[/quote]

    LOL Chris!

    I bet they’re thinking – God, if it was only as big as these arms it might be worth it… :P[/quote]

    Remember, he’s “The Cadillac of Caterers” so it’s only natural that he likes to share his little smokie with them… :limp:

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