[quote comment=”600783″]Nice watermark Dave! Very nice!![/quote]
Thanks, Sammy! I should have been doing that for years. I’ve seen hundreds of my photos on other sites. While I certainly don’t mind that, I should drive traffic back here once in a while 😛
Bigwavdave
06 January, 2009,
Haven’t you shown us those “socks” in the line at Starbucks? Was there a sale at the Royal Oak 99 cent store?
fruf
06 January, 2009,
How many hamsters does it take to stuff one of those sox’s?
Can you microwave them?
So after a good spin in the old washing machine (I recommend around 80 degrees) there is nothing better than leaving them to dry outside on a hot summers day. Fabric conditioner is also recommended prior to this, for the folowing reason………
I found that the brands ” not tested on animals” work best, as nobody (myself included) would like to see a bunny take one for the team and from my own experience, a droplet applied to each eye will certainly blind the rodent scum long enough to peg the bastard to the line!
Failing this, a nail and a plank can also be used at a pinch…..but be very careful when you insert the nail and strike, as nobody likes a hammer blow to the fingers which can cause much discomfort when it comes to the eating part.
With this in mind. I have taken the opportunity to include a recipe I learnt in China which is great for those impromptu dinner parties where everyone is a crytic!
THREE SQUEAK is a simple way to impress your friends as well as get rid of newborn hamsters and believe you me…………it’s tasty, nutruitious…….healthy and DELICIOUS!
So why is it called 3 SQUEAK?
I shall enlighten you.
SQUEAK 1: Take the live baby hamster from the nest!
SQUEAK 2: Dip in chilli sauce
SQUEAK 3: EAT and ENJOY!
P.S Hands off Colonel Saunders! This is MY secret recipe!
[quote comment=”601482″]Hmmm, I didn’t know anyone actually bought that kind of socks or that people still use clotheslines…[/quote]
or that people use gerbils for entertainment purposes outside of the richard gere method. 😐
junkman
06 January, 2009,
denmark’s least wanted painting looks like a chimp with a hard-on! maybe my avatar fucked off while i was on vacation to look for danish strange and got his soul captured by some Nikolaj Abraham Abildgaard wannabe. :wang: :geek:
Now that is a hampster with heart…he is clinging on to his friend, but he is merely hanging on by one foot! (And the other two tubbies are just sitting there and seem to care less as if to say “uh, you are on your own here…”)
Flash Gordon
06 January, 2009,
[quote comment=”601482″]Hmmm, I didn’t know anyone actually bought that kind of socks or that people still use clotheslines…[/quote]
They still use them in Tennessee. They also still wash their overalls in the creek
by beating them on a rock. And contrary to popular belief “Deliverance” took
place in Tennessee, not Georgia! This concludes today’s lesson on Appalachia. :wang: 😈 🙄
Spud
06 January, 2009,
Firstly – Hey Rev, wondered if you were ever coming back… 😉
Secondly – Bacon – hamsters are good rolled in bacon, sauteed and served crispy hot.
cornbot
06 January, 2009,
I didn’t think Royal Joke zoning ords allowed either 99-cent stores or clotheslines.
Patrick
06 January, 2009,
One pair of toe socks- that’s just a gag gift and we’ve all gotten those. Two pair of toe socks- that implies intention and (twisted) thought and that’s just wrong!
I’m pretty sure those are gerbils and if we could pull the camera back I’m also pretty sure we’d see Richard Gere’s naked greasy ass wiggling in the breeze at the anticipation of a gerbil drop in!
Anyone got a good Chipmunks joke to throw in here?
For their Christmas pageant, the Rodent Actors Guild decided to stage ‘Clotheshanger’ a backyard adaptation of the 90’s blockbuster ‘Cliffhanger’ with Mr. Fluffles playing Gabe Walker, the role immortalized by Sylvester Stallone.
[quote comment=”605247″]http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html[/quote]
Em, I think that link just scarred me for life. :wtf:
Timm
08 January, 2009,
And I quote:
“Hmmm, I didn’t know anyone actually bought that kind of socks or that people still use clotheslines?”
—-
You can get them in West Virginia. Where they also come in the necessary ‘4 toe’ and ‘6 toe’ variety.
Timm
08 January, 2009,
I must apologize to the great state of West Virginia. 🙂
Dragonhose
09 January, 2009,
o.k. Jerry, a few mure seconds and the cat will be right below you. Hang on till we can drop you one of these socks, then pull it over his head. Then we get drunk and fuck his ass!
Nice watermark Dave! Very nice!!
ran out of pegs, Dave?
A rare shot of the Hamster Suicide Prevention Team in action.
[quote comment=”600783″]Nice watermark Dave! Very nice!![/quote]
Thanks, Sammy! I should have been doing that for years. I’ve seen hundreds of my photos on other sites. While I certainly don’t mind that, I should drive traffic back here once in a while 😛
Haven’t you shown us those “socks” in the line at Starbucks? Was there a sale at the Royal Oak 99 cent store?
How many hamsters does it take to stuff one of those sox’s?
Can you microwave them?
ohhhhhhhhhhh, dat’s so keeeewwwwwwwwt.
ohhhhhhhhhhh, dat’s so keeeewwwwwwwwt.
ohhhhhhhhhhh, dat’s so keeeewwwwwwwwt.
ohhhhhhhhhhh, dat’s so keeeewwwwwwwwt.
ohhhhhhhhhhh, dat’s so keeeewwwwwwwwt.
ohhhhhhhhhhh, dat’s so keeeewwwwwwwwt.
(gunshot, sound of body falling)
Hmmm, I didn’t know anyone actually bought that kind of socks or that people still use clotheslines…
One good twang and you’ve got Hamsters In Space
They must’ve seen the hungry owl on the left.
As we all are aware.
Hamsters are dirty smelly creatures….
So after a good spin in the old washing machine (I recommend around 80 degrees) there is nothing better than leaving them to dry outside on a hot summers day. Fabric conditioner is also recommended prior to this, for the folowing reason………
I found that the brands ” not tested on animals” work best, as nobody (myself included) would like to see a bunny take one for the team and from my own experience, a droplet applied to each eye will certainly blind the rodent scum long enough to peg the bastard to the line!
Failing this, a nail and a plank can also be used at a pinch…..but be very careful when you insert the nail and strike, as nobody likes a hammer blow to the fingers which can cause much discomfort when it comes to the eating part.
With this in mind. I have taken the opportunity to include a recipe I learnt in China which is great for those impromptu dinner parties where everyone is a crytic!
THREE SQUEAK is a simple way to impress your friends as well as get rid of newborn hamsters and believe you me…………it’s tasty, nutruitious…….healthy and DELICIOUS!
So why is it called 3 SQUEAK?
I shall enlighten you.
SQUEAK 1: Take the live baby hamster from the nest!
SQUEAK 2: Dip in chilli sauce
SQUEAK 3: EAT and ENJOY!
P.S Hands off Colonel Saunders! This is MY secret recipe!
P.P.S Great to be back Dave..
😉
I like Stevie C’s caption best! Reminds me of a Pixar short about some birds. It was just on Wall-e or some other damn Disney mess.
“Even though Jinx, Cuddles, Fluffers, and Cat Snack gave it their best shot, it was clear that “The Hamster Dance” was NOT clothesline safe.” 😆
dave help me! http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-diarist/
[quote comment=”601482″]Hmmm, I didn’t know anyone actually bought that kind of socks or that people still use clotheslines…[/quote]
or that people use gerbils for entertainment purposes outside of the richard gere method. 😐
denmark’s least wanted painting looks like a chimp with a hard-on! maybe my avatar fucked off while i was on vacation to look for danish strange and got his soul captured by some Nikolaj Abraham Abildgaard wannabe. :wang: :geek:
Obviously JEFF (http://www.whatjeffkilled.com/) hasn’t gotten wind of this Rodent Acrobat Team (RAT).
Now that is a hampster with heart…he is clinging on to his friend, but he is merely hanging on by one foot! (And the other two tubbies are just sitting there and seem to care less as if to say “uh, you are on your own here…”)
[quote comment=”601482″]Hmmm, I didn’t know anyone actually bought that kind of socks or that people still use clotheslines…[/quote]
They still use them in Tennessee. They also still wash their overalls in the creek
by beating them on a rock. And contrary to popular belief “Deliverance” took
place in Tennessee, not Georgia! This concludes today’s lesson on Appalachia. :wang: 😈 🙄
Firstly – Hey Rev, wondered if you were ever coming back… 😉
Secondly – Bacon – hamsters are good rolled in bacon, sauteed and served crispy hot.
I didn’t think Royal Joke zoning ords allowed either 99-cent stores or clotheslines.
One pair of toe socks- that’s just a gag gift and we’ve all gotten those. Two pair of toe socks- that implies intention and (twisted) thought and that’s just wrong!
I’m pretty sure those are gerbils and if we could pull the camera back I’m also pretty sure we’d see Richard Gere’s naked greasy ass wiggling in the breeze at the anticipation of a gerbil drop in!
Anyone got a good Chipmunks joke to throw in here?
[quote comment=”601801″]dave help me! http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-diarist/%5B/quote%5D
You got it, Raymi! Everyone go vote for Raymi to win. Her blog is hilarious (if you read me, you should definitely be reading her) and she’s a great person, too! We love the Minx!
For their Christmas pageant, the Rodent Actors Guild decided to stage ‘Clotheshanger’ a backyard adaptation of the 90’s blockbuster ‘Cliffhanger’ with Mr. Fluffles playing Gabe Walker, the role immortalized by Sylvester Stallone.
http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html
[quote comment=”605247″]http://www.pinkcoyote.net/creativegrooming.html[/quote]
Em, I think that link just scarred me for life. :wtf:
And I quote:
“Hmmm, I didn’t know anyone actually bought that kind of socks or that people still use clotheslines?”
—-
You can get them in West Virginia. Where they also come in the necessary ‘4 toe’ and ‘6 toe’ variety.
I must apologize to the great state of West Virginia. 🙂
o.k. Jerry, a few mure seconds and the cat will be right below you. Hang on till we can drop you one of these socks, then pull it over his head. Then we get drunk and fuck his ass!