36 Replies to “Caption Time #263”

  1. surprised by his girlfriend’s husband, he grabbed the wrong pants when he went out the window…yeah she is also large but much shorter

  2. Sagging jeans are all the rage….too bad he didn’t think to put boxers on!

    “I haven’t gained weight! Why, I still wear the same size jeans I wore in kindergarten!”

  3. hmm I must buy a ham before Christmas
    If they are that far in the back ,where are they in the front ?
    I’ve got to go and wash out my mind

  4. [quote comment=”576855″]The male version of the garter jeans.[/quote]

    StevieC, her
    “cheeky” is looking really good now in comparison with King Kong’s…

    @ fruf… I’m with you, I shudder to think what the front might look like.

    @ Lung… LOL! 😛

  5. See, that’s what I’ve been trying to tell you. That’s what happens when you try to stuff twelve pounds of flour in a three pound bag. BUY SOME BIGGER JEANS YOU FAT BASTARD! I’ll take up a collection to start you off. Here’s $5.00 worth of grow the fuck up.

  6. “Does it feel a little breezy in here, or did I forget to pull up my pants again?” “Darn it all it’s my pants again.” 😥 :puke: :wtf: 😥

    Bleaching your eyes does work!!!!

  7. [quote comment=”577161″][quote comment=”576855″]The male version of the garter jeans.[/quote]

    StevieC, her
    “cheeky” is looking really good now in comparison with King Kong’s…

    @ fruf… I’m with you, I shudder to think what the front might look like.

    @ Lung… LOL!

    :P[/quote]

    Except she cut hers up to get there. All he did is clench… ❗

  8. [quote comment=”577126″]This is your ass.

    This is turbaconducken.

    This is your ass on turbaconducken.[/quote]
    Winnah!

  9. [quote comment=”578839″]And we wonder why some cities wan tto ban low riding jeans in public. I bet he has a small dick too.[/quote]
    LOL……I actually found somewhere………I an not really sure where, but for every 20lbs a guy is overweight, his “equipment” gets an inch shorter. I gotta Wonder…………..does this guy even have one left???? I bet he can’t find it!!!

  10. This is the last shot of the wreckage that ensued after Mr. Big’s last living cousin leaned down on the counter. Survivors of the wreckage swore they’d felt an earthquake approaching… 👿 😛

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