30 Replies to “Caption Time #255”

  1. “When masquerade parties go horribly wrong”

    ‘I took a wrong turn, yes I took a wrong turn yesterday,
    now look at what it’s done to me…

    I’m on mah way, ah huh ah huh aha ha,
    I’m on my way from misery to happyness today…

  2. Dude! Dave, warn people about these things, would you! i don’t have the spelling for the word that just came out of my mouth! and you don’t have an emoticon for it either

  3. [quote comment=”447953″]Now remind me, which one is the TV evangelist and which one is the Republican congressman?[/quote]
    Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

  4. [quote comment=”447953″]Now remind me, which one is the TV evangelist and which one is the Republican congressman?[/quote]

    The one on the right is the congressman. He’s got a “wider stance”.

    You know, I took another look at the picture (which is a scary thing to do) and the room looks like it was designed to be hosed down with a power washer. {{{shudder}}}

  5. Pinky: “Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?” The Brain: “The same thing we do every night, Pinkyβ€”try to take over the world…..of ass blasting.”

  6. Two of AnnieB’s old boyfriends. These two should definitely be hosed out of the room . :wtf: :puke: ❗

  7. Kids: this is your brain on drugs. 😯

    Were these the people who were stabbing their sushi like shish-ka-bob?

  8. [quote comment=”448326″]Hollywood wastes little time after Mr. Blackwell dies… 8O[/quote]
    What, me worry? 😐 :wtf: πŸ™‚ πŸ˜›

  9. [quote comment=”448475″]Mandy could make those outfits look good.[/quote]

    No, despite Mandy’s many levels of hotness, the only way to make those outfits look good is with a match and gasoline. and yes, I’ll avoid the obvious line about the wearers already being flaming…

    [quote comment=”448514″]Kids: this is your brain on drugs. 😯

    Were these the people who were stabbing their sushi like shish-ka-bob?[/quote]

    Kids: This was the parent’s DNA on drugs. ❗

  10. [quote comment=”448117″]Pinky: “Gee Brain, what do you want to do tonight?” The Brain: “The same thing we do every night, Pinkyβ€”try to take over the world…..of ass blasting.”[/quote]
    please sir Mr. Junkman, I like Pinky and The Brain, i ask that you kindly refrain from creating any further mental images that would cause an innocent (thirty something years old) man to shudder every time my favorite show comes on by associating these unfortunate freaks with them. thank you for your kind consideration and prompt action on this.

    yours Sincerely,
    πŸ‘Ώ πŸ˜€
    Jules(JEWELS – as in NUTS) o de Nile.
    πŸ˜‰

  11. sorry jules…..i did it to myself too…..hitting “say it” before fully thinking it through. i propose we shift blame back over to dave for posting this in the first place? πŸ˜‰

  12. Coming soon (bad choice of words?) to Pay Per View next month…the Flaming Picachu Brothers enter the ring to compete for the WWF Tag-Team Wrestling championship.

    Gay? No…just happy to be here.

  13. Taking the term “Costume Ball” alittle TOO seriously…

    Whoever came up with the phrase “a sight for sore eyes” might need to try again, because this sight is so flaming my eyes are burning…….sore eyes bad thing 😈

  14. After years in syndication, Tinkie Winkie decides he needs some new friends to hang around with. 😯

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