44 Replies to “Caption Time #252”

  1. [quote comment=”428551″]I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.[/quote]
    It’s not dead…It’s just sleeping…

  2. [quote comment=”428683″][quote comment=”428551″]I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.[/quote]
    It’s not dead…It’s just sleeping…[/quote]
    pining for the fjords? :dead:

  3. [quote comment=”428768″][quote comment=”428683″][quote comment=”428551″]I’m sorry, but your bird is dead sir. Not living. Departed of the earth. Morte.[/quote]
    It’s not dead…It’s just sleeping…[/quote]
    pining for the fjords? :dead:[/quote]

    Foom? This parrot wouldn’t foom if you put four million volts through it! 😛

  4. [quote comment=”428412″]Rufus introduces his new girlfriend to the family.

    8O[/quote]
    She was quite a “Gander”

  5. i would like to play on the swingset, teeter totter or slide with any or all of the zillagirls. ❗

  6. [quote comment=”428963″]i would like to play on the swingset, teeter totter or slide with any or all of the zillagirls. :!:[/quote]

    My personal choice would be the back seat of that 1974 Pontiac Catalina.

    Seats six in orgiastic, vinyl-clad luxury!

  7. What’s the difference between erotic and perverse?

    Erotic, you use a feather:wang:

    Perverse, you use the whole chicken/duck….

  8. There are probably a few laws against what Billy was thinking but “DAMN it feels so right!”

  9. [quote comment=”429041″]Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken???[/quote]

    Where I grew up it was “monkey”… I wonder why the difference? Is this a regional thing? Generational thing? I’m from DC Metro area, mid-20s. Hmm.

  10. [quote comment=”429672″][quote comment=”429041″]Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken???[/quote]

    Where I grew up it was “monkey”… I wonder why the difference? Is this a regional thing? Generational thing? I’m from DC Metro area, mid-20s. Hmm.[/quote]

    ‘Round these parts we spank the monkey or we choke the chicken. Choking the monkey would just be wrong.

  11. [quote comment=”429675″]What could that goose have done to make him so angry?? 😈 :evil:[/quote]
    Simple…he couldn’t get laid!

    Sorry, folks. Somebody had to say it.

  12. This is my bird. There are many like it but this one is mine. My bird is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my bird is useless. Without my bird I am useless. I must fire my bird true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my bird and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

  13. [quote comment=”429674″][quote comment=”429672″][quote comment=”429041″]Whut? I was suppose to choke the chicken???[/quote]

    Where I grew up it was “monkey”… I wonder why the difference? Is this a regional thing? Generational thing? I’m from DC Metro area, mid-20s. Hmm.[/quote]

    ‘Round these parts we spank the monkey or we choke the chicken. Choking the monkey would just be wrong.[/quote]

    And spanking the chicken just don’t sound right either.

  14. “This here’s mah guard goose, I is allergic to dogs. If someone intrudes on mah property, I taught Gary to fly up and poop in their face while honking an alert.”

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