28 Replies to “Caption Time #250”

  1. McCain’s pose reminds me of Bill the Cat from the cover of the Bloom county book Billie & the Boingers Bootleg. All that’s missing is the hair and the tongue.

  2. Girl – “Mommy, he said he wanted to show me a giant Tootsie Roll.”

    Sarah Fey…er…Palin – “Don’t worry dear, if we get elected, he shouldn’t last much longer, he’s about 200 years old now anyway.”

    Leslie McCain…er…John McCain – “OH MY GOD, there’s Obama, and his is STILL bigger than mine.”

    OR

    There’s McCain doing his Leslie Nielsen impression, pointing at Barack Obama from across the room and yelling, “Hey O.J., remember me. I did some kinda Naked Gun movies with ya!!!”

    Sarah had to explain to her daughter that the man over there wasn’t O.J. Simpson, it was the next President if they didn’t get Grandpa John back to the bus to get him his memory pills. And no O.J. is not related to Homer but Grandpa John might be(Kudos to ya StevieC)

    I’ll think of some more cause if this man might replace Pres. Boy George, he needs a good schlacking and verbal stedging……and even if he doesn’t…… 👿 👿 👿

  3. Come on kid… I told you that after I rammed my fist through your mom’s skull, you had to shout out, “FATALITY!!!” Now for your punishment you have to eat this special lollipop here….

  4. “Mommy, I learned where babies come from today. First the boy takes his penis out then he puts in the girl’s mouth”.
    “No, sweetie. That’s where jewelry comes from.” 😉

  5. [quote comment=”416517″]But Mommmeee, he said he’d give me a quarter if I touched it!

    :P[/quote]
    LOL! Glad to see you haven’t lost your touch , babe! :thong: :wang: 😮 ❗

  6. Now Palin, lets not have a repeat of this Bristol business, Ive got this…microphone…here, show her how not to have a baby!!!

    uh…..

    You dont know either?!

    nope. Better call Obama.

  7. [quote comment=”416537″]see? i’ve told you all along that republicans suck!!! :wang:[/quote]
    Yes, they do—donkey dongs. 👿 😈 :wtf:

  8. I will be REAL happy when this election is finally over, rither way it doesn’t bode well for us but at least it’ll be over ……………

  9. [quote comment=”416533″]wow[/quote]
    wow? wow wut? that the little girl has a horrible case of burgeoning black throat mike disease and they’re too busy with their dead end campaign to notice or apply bag balm to the afflicted area to help her?

  10. I get him now. When wood is achieved who cares where you are? you just have to call a small party. And if a sweet little girl brought you wood who are you to discriminate? it’s all about family values, right? (hat’s off Jim S)

    the moral of this story: when you hit the golden years Wood is Gold!

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