Caption Time #191

1. Char

   19 August, 2007, 10:04 pm

   I told”the King” to stay off my turf- but he just wouldn’t listen. Maybe this will be a lesson for that red- headed girl… I can’t be McHappy all the time. Sometimes I just gotta be me…

2. Char

   19 August, 2007, 10:06 pm

   Doesn’t this pic look suspiciously like a Ronnette McDonald?

3. Brooklyn R.

   19 August, 2007, 10:24 pm

   Ecconomic depression hits McDonald’s Funland pretty hard.

   In reality, the Shamrock Shake is made from Soilent Green.

   I’m afraid he doesn’t believe in magic anymore.

4. Poke

   19 August, 2007, 10:45 pm

   Uhhhhhhh, I’m lovin’ iiiit!!!

   Poke

5. arash

   19 August, 2007, 11:04 pm

   This is what happens to kids that fall deep into the ball pit at the mcdonald’s play rooms.

6. Driver

   19 August, 2007, 11:16 pm

   Sorry dad I know I’m supposed to wait till it’s ground up and made into the patties but this is the only way I can get it really rare.

   Dave I had no fear of clowns untill seeing this post…thanks Dave.

7. Brad K.

   20 August, 2007, 12:31 am

   Ronald McDonald just never really got the ‘Goth’ scene. We had to throw the wacko out of our group. And called the cops. Eww. Even if I was the worst substitute teacher ever.

   ‘Lefty’

8. Spud

   20 August, 2007, 2:09 am

   “… our reporter was never seen again, this is the last shot on the film…”

9. dorkiducki

   20 August, 2007, 3:08 am

   ❗ Mmm…tastes just like a chicken McNugget!

10. dorkiducki

    20 August, 2007, 3:10 am

    😳 Mmm…tastes just like a chicken McNugget!

11. Lung the Younger

    20 August, 2007, 3:16 am

    McD’s should never have signed that merchandizing deal for ‘The Ring 3’.

12. G Keith Burgin

    20 August, 2007, 4:40 am

    1. McDahmer

    2. In the end, the youthful exuberance, the laughter, the cherubic smiles were too much for him, and he succumbed to the magnificent hunger that was his nature.

13. TimM

    20 August, 2007, 6:15 am

    Dang, Someone beat me to a “Soylent Green” reference.

14. Buck

    20 August, 2007, 6:17 am

    Bad Ronald

    /obscure?

15. Spud

    20 August, 2007, 7:38 am

    Not all, the more we obscure the better…

    One might even say that young Ronaldina had a stedging good time last night.

16. patrick

    20 August, 2007, 8:19 am

    He told that damned Hamburgler what was gonna happen? Did he listen? 👿

17. CBATDUX

    20 August, 2007, 8:25 am

    You want fries with that?

18. Poke

    20 August, 2007, 9:17 am

    Morgan Spurlock never saw it coming.

    Poke

19. junkman

    20 August, 2007, 9:18 am

    so that’s what happened to colonol sanders.
    ps. makes me “grimace”

20. Poke

    20 August, 2007, 9:19 am

    Introducing, for a limited time only, The McPerson!

    Poke

21. Sher

    20 August, 2007, 10:59 am

    McPennywise in a preview from McIt.

22. Pablo

    20 August, 2007, 12:01 pm

    Burger King did so well blending their product with the the Simpsons Movie that McDonalds jumped right on the bandwagon. Unfortunately the only movie coming out was C.H.U.D. IV(chud = canabalistic humanoid underground dwellers)

    The picture for the new McCHUD value meal might not be quite ready yet. Plus how do do you supersize it? What dipping sauce should they offer? Finger food for the kids meal?

23. Drusky

    20 August, 2007, 12:17 pm

    In a ‘turnabout is fair play’ move, Ronald McDonald eats the director of ‘Supersize Me’ for a month to see if he gains any weight… 😈

24. donnhw

    20 August, 2007, 1:11 pm

    :wtf: If Ronald would rather go cannibal than eat the “food” they serve at McDonalds… 💡 😕

25. Meagan

    20 August, 2007, 4:53 pm

    “That’s not ketchup…” :wtf: :puke:

26. Penguin Pete

    20 August, 2007, 5:09 pm

    This time, Michael Jackson had gone too far.

27. Mandy

    20 August, 2007, 6:00 pm

    [Comment ID #198873 will be quoted here]

    i lol’d 😀

28. Astryd

    20 August, 2007, 6:24 pm

    MMM-MMM GOOD!! 😛

29. Mikeme

    20 August, 2007, 6:30 pm

    The former Baghdad McDonalds. It’s a blast! 😈

30. Lake Effect

    20 August, 2007, 8:34 pm

    I haz gooder than cheezburgr!

31. ItsMeMaven

    20 August, 2007, 8:46 pm

    Who’dathunkit? McCannibalism!

32. misterarthur

    20 August, 2007, 10:32 pm

    You want fries with that?

33. Spud

    21 August, 2007, 1:13 am

    Supersize ma’am?

34. Janeeto63

    21 August, 2007, 2:21 am

    “Two all big feeties, special sauce (you go, Zilla girls), lett’ass’, (butt) cheese, penis, anus, on a sesame seed butt.” (“Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.”)

    “Hold the penis, hold the lett’ass’,
    Special orders don’t upset us.
    All we ask is that you let us serve it your way.”

    Any one hiring a disturbed jingle writer?

35. Janeeto63

    21 August, 2007, 2:24 am

    “What do you mean I only get two sauces with my order? And if I want more, it’ll cost me $.25 each?!!” Damn, your Sweet and Sour sauce goes so well with this leg of man!

36. TimM

    21 August, 2007, 5:08 am

    The McDonald’s corporation makes a horrific advertizing blunder when they hire George Romero to create their commercials.

37. TimM

    21 August, 2007, 5:25 am

    Does everyone know George A Romero? http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001681/

38. sweet t

    21 August, 2007, 11:55 am

    What the hell???? :wtf:

39. Meagan

    21 August, 2007, 1:26 pm

    The prices at McDonald’s are so high, they damn near cost me an arm and a leg! 😛

40. Maddog

    21 August, 2007, 9:28 pm

    I wonder if this is what happens when you bring home clothing with a tag in it that says “give it to the wife, that’s her job!” The Ronny McDonny look is for the insanity plea! 😈 😈 😈 😈

41. udntknowme!

    21 August, 2007, 11:03 pm

    if that’s what he eats I wonder what thay put in uor food eewwww! :puke:

42. Flash Gordon

    22 August, 2007, 4:16 pm

    Feet—it’s what for dinner. :puke: :puke: :wtf:

43. Flash Gordon

    22 August, 2007, 4:18 pm

    Damn! that should have been:
    Feet—it’s what’s for dinner. 😳 :puke: :puke: :wtf:

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