Caption Time #165

1. Spud

   05 March, 2007, 12:45 am

   Vodka!is very good for training Soviet tank crews.

   das vidanya

   :geek:

   Can I also take this opportunity to thank whoever it was that put up the Giselle video, ah do declare ah’m a trifle flushed. 😀

2. dougieace

   05 March, 2007, 12:48 am

   this recipe calls for a wine marinade of fresh pork,very fresh

3. IjonTichy

   05 March, 2007, 3:18 am

   pigs in space

   http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/2424/ab44cincroyable3jr.jpg

4. Anna

   05 March, 2007, 4:10 am

   it confirms my thinking … ugly parents, ugly children.

5. Nikki

   05 March, 2007, 5:40 am

   Right before they took him on a mission to destroy the death star.

6. Lung the Younger

   05 March, 2007, 5:42 am

   CONFIDENTIAL FILE Nº. 341
   The Jacob’s Ladder Project of the 1960’s:
   Evangelical Christian cosmonauts thought that by sending an overfed, oversexed, drunk pig into space, they might catch a glimpse of Hog Heaven.

7. sledge

   05 March, 2007, 7:13 am

   And this little piggy went to market…

8. StevieC

   05 March, 2007, 7:30 am

   Mmmmmm, marinated pigs in a blanket ….

9. Bigwavdave

   05 March, 2007, 8:29 am

   This is obviously an act of kindness lavished upon a beautiful piglet who, through a series of unfortunate circumstances, was adopted by a well meaning but misguided young Russian girl who never had a doll as she was growing up. Besides, there’s nothing like a few sips of 1st Growth Bordeaux after a tough day of sniffing out world class truffles.

10. Bigwavdave

    05 March, 2007, 8:48 am

    Followed by a Cuban Montecristo #2 of course.

11. pablo

    05 March, 2007, 12:27 pm

    Orrville & Wilbur Wright never truly intended on making an airplane. It was only because the hot girl down the street said she’d do them when pigs fly. The rest is history.

12. tabbie

    05 March, 2007, 3:08 pm

    Pablo and Lung the Younger have gotten my votes today. I spewed Pepsi all over the keyboard and monitor with those two comments.
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    Those were good!

13. Mikeme

    05 March, 2007, 4:19 pm

    Just a few more swigs, and she’ll be ours!! 😳 :wtf:

14. Flash Gordon

    05 March, 2007, 4:42 pm

    Is this the poor little tyke Angelina rejected?
    How sad! 🙁 🙁 🙁 :wtf: :kiss:

15. Mandy

    05 March, 2007, 6:35 pm

    How did everyone miss the obvious? When pigs fly!

    Also, Henry Rollins is going to marry me. He doesn’t know it yet.

16. Atryd

    05 March, 2007, 7:38 pm

    “I know everything’s supposed to look better after a couple of drinks, but shouldn’t we be the ones drinking?”

17. Drusky

    05 March, 2007, 7:49 pm

    ‘Piiiigggss iiinnn Sssspaaaceee’ the Early Years…
    (Sorry for the bad Muppet Show reset…)

    or…

    N.F.L. referees have, for years, been aware of the practice of marinading the pigskin before the game but lacked any proof until now… 😈

18. Gladia

    05 March, 2007, 9:07 pm

    As they looked in awe at their bundle of joy once again, they realized they might be over doing the ” fun parents” thing, to much alcohol at this age might truly be damaging, who knew……… Then they shrugged and went back to trying to figure out which side of the family their pride and joy might be a throwback too……… 😛 😀 😈

19. Jack

    05 March, 2007, 11:01 pm

    Ann Coulter’s baby picture

20. Meagan

    06 March, 2007, 5:51 pm

    “This little piggy went to market for some booze. And now he’s gone to rehab and he ain’t comin’ home until he sobers up.”

21. Meagan

    06 March, 2007, 5:52 pm

    “Oh my! Le petit cochon sure is thirsty! Pierre, we have more champagne, yes?”

22. Penguin Pete

    06 March, 2007, 10:12 pm

    In this lost episode from the Twilight Zone series, two stranded cosmonauts find themselves enslaved into servitude by a pig-like alien. The twist ending is when it all turns out to be a KGB experiment to test a prototype mind control helmet.

23. Lake Effect

    06 March, 2007, 10:49 pm

    “You know, he has your nose, Bruce.”
    “Oui, but he has your appetite, Pierre.”
    “Surely he has your toes, too.”
    “Well, he smells like you and don’t call me Shirley.”

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